- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I will buy it because I'm hopelessly addicted to the screams of so called "Pros" as I crush them under my heel, laughing with joy as they continuosly whine that their Battle Rifle couldn't stand up to my Shotgun at point blank range and that, if we had been playing Halo 1, they would have "owned" me with their Patron Saint: "Senoir Pistola". -blam!-es. Also, it goes well with Doritos.