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Subject: You are walking by Bungie's Headquarters when suddenly......
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残酷な天使のテーゼ

Jerome charges you with his mighty hammer for no apparent reason, you aren't even near the entrance!

How do you react to this bringer of death running toward you?

  • 03.03.2012 10:48 PM PDT

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~M.D~

I flash him and he bows down to my glory

  • 03.03.2012 10:49 PM PDT

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If that ever happens then you're probably in the mauling radius.

There is no hope.

[Edited on 03.03.2012 10:57 PM PST]

  • 03.03.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Run Helter Skelter.

  • 03.03.2012 11:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

It is exactly this possibility, no matter how remote, that makes me keep my affairs in order and my last will and testament up-to-date. Because by the time you see Jerome running towards you with the hammer, you're already dead.

  • 03.03.2012 11:02 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Accept that there is no possible escape.

  • 03.03.2012 11:02 PM PDT

I should have taken the blue pill.

  • 03.03.2012 11:04 PM PDT
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Exactly my question.

  • 03.03.2012 11:04 PM PDT
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I would try to get out of his path, just encase he isn't after me. Otherwise, there's not a whole lot else I could do.

  • 03.03.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Ask me a question, and I will most likely respond back with false and illogical information not pertaining to said question.

I cannot react with any emotion. All I can do is accept my fate.

  • 03.03.2012 11:47 PM PDT

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!

Bribe him.

Nix that. I just saw who Jerome is in another thread. I'd be dead for sure.

[Edited on 03.03.2012 11:53 PM PST]

  • 03.03.2012 11:52 PM PDT
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I would accidentally the ban hammer!

  • 03.03.2012 11:54 PM PDT

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Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Life flashes before my eyes before he even gets close. I fall to the ground, wishing I'd spent more time with my family, rather than on work, and die a regretful, mauled man.

  • 03.03.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Stand completely still. Jerome can't see you if you're not moving.

  • 03.04.2012 12:00 AM PDT

There is no point in running. I would only die tired.

  • 03.04.2012 12:04 AM PDT

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I would just sit down and wait for the inevitable. No soul who was ever chased down by Jerome has lived to tell the tale.

[Edited on 03.04.2012 12:30 AM PST]

  • 03.04.2012 12:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: bobcast
I would accidentally the ban hammer!


But....Jerome's hammer is quite different. It surpasses the definition of what the masses know as a "Banhammer". Its mystical glow, its extraordinary power, it's glorious swing....we cannot comprehend it. With each swipe, a thousand gods cry in fear as his mighty hammer destroys the very soul of its target. His hammer is what created this world, and it also has the power to end it. You cannot simply Accidentally the hammer, as the hammer is something that gods themselves envy. This tool of death, this tool of destruction, it makes the banhammer used on the forums seem like the impact a speck of dust makes on concrete. All we can do is stare at it, but even that is dangerous. It pierces our soul and examines our psyche, and ultimately sends our existence itself to destruction.

  • 03.04.2012 12:59 AM PDT

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Show him my visitor's badge.

/bragging

  • 03.04.2012 1:04 AM PDT

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I was a finalist :P

Moon him :P

  • 03.04.2012 1:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

I play dead.

It's the only possibility.

  • 03.04.2012 5:51 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

A wild Jerome appears

*forum goer uses attack
- attack is ineffective

*Jerome uses gravity hammer
- it was super-effective

*forum goer flees

  • 03.04.2012 5:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: AzNs4LiF3
If that ever happens then you're probably in the mauling radius.

There is no hope.


This is what you should do if that ever happens.

  • 03.04.2012 6:31 AM PDT


Posted by: BadBall3r47
Stand completely still. Jerome can't see you if you're not moving.
Or shine something bright in his eyes like a deer in headlights.

  • 03.04.2012 6:34 AM PDT
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Armor lock + melee combo him.

Teabag for 48 hours straight.

  • 03.04.2012 6:48 AM PDT