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Subject: You are walking by Bungie's Headquarters when suddenly......

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

I run towards him and give him a big hug.

  • 03.04.2012 10:02 AM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

I'd challenge him to a game of wits. He'd accept, of course, then clobber me whilst I was preparing my riddle.

He'd then stand over me and say "Looks like I out-witted you." Well played, Jerome. Well played.

  • 03.04.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Donuts > all other food

Have a panic attack and desperately run for my life... but it is all a hopeless delay of my inevitable fate... when Jerome finally catches up to me with the banhammer.

  • 03.04.2012 10:08 AM PDT

DMH | TMA | Blueprint

Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel the devil walking next to me.

Evade up a ramp, and laugh as I fly away.

  • 03.04.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.
Augustine of Hippo

I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Stephen Colbert

i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally

Press Ctrl F U and summon Caboose

  • 03.04.2012 10:44 AM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
  • user homepage:

I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

Pray to the all mighty Allaah that he smite Jerome and save me.

  • 03.04.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Remember Elk

HUGS!

  • 03.04.2012 12:08 PM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

"Well -blam!-."

  • 03.04.2012 12:15 PM PDT

EKMS http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/424950/Group/GroupHome.aspx


http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=304365

shoot myself

  • 03.04.2012 12:26 PM PDT
  • gamertag: lulz7
  • user homepage:

Throw Stosh at him and run.

  • 03.04.2012 12:27 PM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

The joke is on him, if he hits me, i explode, killing us both, and destroying bungie HQ in the process.

  • 03.04.2012 12:45 PM PDT
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  • gamertag: jyrine
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: cortana 5
Show him my visitor's badge.

/bragging


Relevant to what I was expecting.

  • 03.04.2012 12:56 PM PDT

The world is not beautiful: And that, in a way, lends it a sort of beauty.

~Kino's Journey

*waves hand

"I am not the crazy fan scouting bungie's perimeter looking for a way in that you're looking for"

  • 03.04.2012 1:11 PM PDT

|Best group|FileShare|Bungie.me Profile|Do it!|Click here!

If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Tickle him!

  • 03.04.2012 1:12 PM PDT

<3 PMS Clan-Twitter-Personal Site
Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

Last time I was there, I was meeting a friend. I had my Bungie laptop backpack and my BBBB shirt on. I tried to hide the logo on my backpack and I held my purse against my chest to cover the shirt.

I'm not a stalker!
Posted by: DarkJet7
*waves hand

"I am not the crazy fan scouting bungie's perimeter looking for a way in that you're looking for"



Relebant.
Posted by: jyrine
Posted by: cortana 5
Show him my visitor's badge.

/bragging


Relevant to what I was expecting.

  • 03.04.2012 1:15 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

There is no escape.

  • 03.04.2012 1:29 PM PDT

Armor Lock.

With the Unlimited Armor Ability usage setting turned on.

  • 03.04.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

I would say, "Just like the forums, eh?"

  • 03.04.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Mythic Member

I am...whimsical today.

It would involves soiling, and my trousers.

  • 03.04.2012 7:35 PM PDT

I'd show him the true power of the force.

  • 03.04.2012 7:37 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Mythic Member

I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
"Ok, ok, I'll move my car out of the reserved spot!"

too late. he already mauled it.

  • 03.04.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Foday Church
>He wonders why we're here...
"Magic Touch" Received 10/29/11 due to this thread
Twitta: @St3p_R1ppin

FTW!
Posted by: x Foman123 x
It is exactly this possibility, no matter how remote, that makes me keep my affairs in order and my last will and testament up-to-date. Because by the time you see Jerome running towards you with the hammer, you're already dead.

  • 03.04.2012 9:07 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Legendary Member

The Quest for 52 is a group committed to helping players complete all of the weekly challenges in Halo: Reach. We are committed to providing a friendly environment and organized forum in which players can discuss strategies for completing the challenges, help others with the challenges, and above all have fun completing the challenges!

Blame Stosh, then call the police for having a weapon on the street, again. ;)

If all else fails jetpack to safety.

  • 03.04.2012 11:34 PM PDT

prozeyic

I anticipated that you were going to say this before the thread even loaded.

OT: I would pull out my DMR and five-shot him. Then I would take the hammer and use it to win the match.

  • 03.05.2012 4:05 AM PDT
  • gamertag: Poy357
  • user homepage:

Accept the hammer.

  • 03.05.2012 4:15 AM PDT