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Subject: You are walking by Bungie's Headquarters when suddenly......

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Posted by: HWJohn
Jerome charges you with his mighty hammer for no apparent reason, you aren't even near the entrance!

How do you react to this bringer of death running toward you?
If this happen, I draw my energy sword and fight him in a duel!

  • 03.05.2012 5:28 AM PDT

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Fus Ro Dah!

  • 03.05.2012 5:54 AM PDT

Open my arms wide and wait for his sweet embrace.

  • 03.05.2012 7:07 AM PDT

he may have his hammer but i carry my golf club and energy sword

  • 03.05.2012 7:32 AM PDT
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  • 03.05.2012 7:39 AM PDT

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Show him my visitor's badge.

/bragging


Lucky...

OT:

Whip out my fuel rod gun.

IT'S ON NOW!

  • 03.05.2012 4:36 PM PDT

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I would give him a big hug!

  • 03.05.2012 4:41 PM PDT

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Easy.
Run like hell.

  • 03.05.2012 4:43 PM PDT

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I laugh at him and run away.

  • 03.05.2012 8:53 PM PDT

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active camo ought to work

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  • 03.05.2012 10:22 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

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Stand there and hold out my hand for a handshake.

  • 03.05.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I'd stand there, yell "Who the -blam!- do you think I am" and eat the first blow. With the second blow he'd almost certainly hit me in the gut, and I'd keel over. With the third hit, he'd likely hit me on the back of my neck, as I'm still bent over clutching my gut. That would almost certainly sever my spinal cord, putting me into cardiac arrest.

I'd die like a man. Never backing down. Never showing any fear. Children would whisper about me, the man who was felled by the Great Protector Jerome. My memory would fall into the realm of myth. No one would lament me.

Then I'd haunt Bungie's new building. Paying particular attention to leaving heaps of ectoplasm in the restrooms. My revenge would not be quick. My revenge would not be clean. My vengeance would be total and unrelenting. No ginger beards, or refrigerated snacks or microwaves would escape my wrath.

All would rue the day. Except Jerome, because I assume he's also a Ghostbuster (he just sort of looks like the type to strap on an unlicensed nuclear accelerator and 'not be afraid of no ghosts' to me) so I'd stay away from him.

  • 03.05.2012 11:00 PM PDT

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I'd hold my arms out and embrace my fate.

  • 03.05.2012 11:08 PM PDT
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Armour lock.

  • 03.06.2012 1:25 AM PDT
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In all seriousness I would run the opposite way shouting for mercy. Caution.

  • 03.06.2012 1:31 AM PDT
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I'd handle him like I do with all hammer wielders. Up close and personal. Hmm... let's see. What are my options?

1. Summon my magical, teleporting tool of destruction Arbiter and his clones. But Jerome must have eyes like a hawk to hold such an important position and he'd find him with ease. And he probably knows Arby's secret weakness: teabag him when he's down to delete him from existence.

2. Unleash my pet Scarab via orbital deployment. But guardians like these are often used by security guards so he'll make it turn on me.

3. Pray to the gods and hope they'll send me my legions of angels.

4. Initiate Mario time and hope he misses.

Ok, I'm going with:

Never think of going to Bungie HQ again. It will be my last thought and a wise one that is.

[Edited on 03.06.2012 3:17 AM PST]

  • 03.06.2012 3:13 AM PDT
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I would give in and die with honour!

  • 03.06.2012 3:21 AM PDT

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I would introduce him to the magic of orbital bombardment

  • 03.06.2012 3:29 AM PDT

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Give him something Colts related and he is sweet as a kitten. That's what I did.

  • 03.06.2012 9:40 AM PDT

I love halo and bungie. thank you for the best games ever! <3
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There's nothing you can do. You can run, but you'll just die tired.

  • 03.06.2012 11:41 AM PDT


Posted by: KandeeDaftPunk
There's nothing you can do. You can run, but you'll just die tired.

You actually have no idea how close I was to putting that.

  • 03.06.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I would pick up the nearest rock and throw it at him.

  • 03.06.2012 1:58 PM PDT

Implement my tactical evasion skills by performing a barrel roll.

  • 03.06.2012 2:03 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Run towards him, with energy sword raised high, utilising my grifball training to kick ass.

  • 03.06.2012 2:08 PM PDT

I who walk alone in this world wrapped in the arms of the past not knowing what lies ahead of me. What am I? A soulless being to be beaten by the rage of those who hate me? Cutting my way past hopes and dreams. Sit in the window sill as I do every day and night resignations on my slate of who I am and what is left behind. Concealed in the words that chases my every thought. I who walk alone in this world…I am broken

Give him my Pizza and beer.

  • 03.06.2012 2:11 PM PDT