- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: soup du jour
no!!! underneath he's a .....p..ppp..p.pirate ghost!
no, smarty. its a Ghost Pirate
Jonathan: Well, that does it. Somethin' funny is going on here. Your missing grandma must be connected somehow to those creepy pirate ghosts.
David: They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates.
Jonathan: Huh?
David: "Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died, and became a ghost, but a ghost pirate is a ghost that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.
Munky: No, David. Then they are pirate ghosts, because they're the ghosts of pirates.
Fieldy: You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado. So these must be ghosts that have decided to become pirates after the fact.
Jonathan: But that makes them pirate ghosts.
David: No. It makes them ghost pirates.
Munky: Pirate ghosts!
Head: Guys! Guys! Guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything. Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do.
Jonathan: Pirate ghosts.
[Edited on 5/23/2006]