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Subject: Bungie's Biggest Secret REVEALED!
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*

Bungie makes comments about world domination. Some think of this as some sort of joke, but no-says-I.

We all know that our titles & prefixes come from being an active member of bungie.net.
Posted by: Duardo
You must be active to advance in title. Here are a few ways:
Log in daily, join/post in groups & threads daily, create threads, link Gamertag to account
Its clear that this mentality towards advancing in the trust "system" has influenced many forum-goers. And its obvious this sort of behavior leads to more time spent on bungie.net. Why would they need our accounts linked? To steal our personal information to fund an uprising perhaps.

So, youre probably thinking, "wtf is this??"

Well, here is my conclusion:

Bungie wants us to spend more time on their website so there's less time for us to do productive things in society. Things like finding the cures for diseases, or helping work towards world peace. Bungie wants the exact opposite! They want disease & chaos!

Why you say? To lower the population (population control). Now, Bungie isn't the only group of people to want world domination. Secret societies such as the Bilderberg's also have the same plans as described in this 7-part series on Youtube of Conspiracy Theory. So does that mean they part of this secret society? Possibly, but who's to say Bungie isn't a secret society in itself, Hell-bent on world domination as they remind us daily when we log on to this very website. Theyre so secret, we dont even know about it, until now.

What does mean for high ranking users such as Mythic members or Ninjas? Easy. They are the first to be brainwashed when the time comes for planetary take over. They are obviously the ones who would be the easiest to manipulate and control under authoritarianism. Theyre already at the top of their so-called "trust system".

ADDED: After reading up on some posts, Bungie is apparently in its final stages of constructing a massive slingshot, possibly a weapon of mass destruction. There must be a correlation between their company name, BUNGiE, and the giant slingshot. As we know, BUNGiE is pronouced the same as bungee, which refers to elastics. Slingshots have an elastic band around the two prongs which allow it to shoot.

Maybe, just maybe the "joke" regarding the origin of Bungie is a reference to the slingshot! It will now be referred as Operation SLINGSHOT or Slingshot ENGAGED.

Im on to you Bungie!
One day you will recognize me as the The Bringer of Light, for I will shine light on your dark cloudy secrets!

*Please note that if anyone else has any unquestionable info on any of Bungie's secrets, please share. Help reveal them for what they really are.
Posted by: Duardo
he got it [Confirmation]

Posted by: Fiesta Zombie
... Bungie actually built Denver International Airport and started those conspiracy theories about the place due to their desire for World Domination. The New World Order will succeed ... giant slingshot [WMD's?] ... 90 something million miles away. [aliens?]

CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!

Posted by: Predator Eagle
... Bungie stated they sold their souls to the Devil and stood up to the Devil to say they couldn't complete Halo 2 in time ... but Bungie have gone dark for a reason ["cloudy secrets"]. The Reach symbol was overly Illuminati-like. Bungie are probably in the Freemasons but I like these forums.

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
... they seriously discussed the giant slingshot during a meeting. Expect it to be fully operational any time now ...

Posted by: shinobi zeeb
Step 7 [battle plans]


[Edited on 04.24.2012 8:46 PM PDT]

  • 03.06.2012 10:57 PM PDT
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It's funny because most of us already knew that.
I for one welcome our new almighty overlords.
All hail Bungie!

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The numbers of the beast.

[Edited on 03.06.2012 11:05 PM PST]

  • 03.06.2012 11:03 PM PDT
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:)

This thread is completely useless and you should feel bad for making it.

[Edited on 03.06.2012 11:12 PM PST]

  • 03.06.2012 11:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Sgt Commando
So, you're probably thinking, "wtf is this??"
Am I that easy to read?

OT: You think too much. Relax. Become one of us.

  • 03.06.2012 11:10 PM PDT

Кланяються мені!

I think I am fairly accurate in saying Bungies plan for world domination is purely metaphorical. This is a little overboard...

  • 03.06.2012 11:14 PM PDT
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*


Posted by: ecartman1214
I think I am fairly accurate in saying Bungies plan for world domination is purely metaphorical. This is a little overboard...
Thats exactly what they want you to think ...

  • 03.06.2012 11:18 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

6/10

You had potential for something good towards the beginning, but just lost it.

[Edited on 03.07.2012 12:58 AM PST]

  • 03.07.2012 12:58 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

There is a thread pertaining to the title system on the pinned topics.

  • 03.07.2012 3:10 AM PDT

Mythic members are like people with tattoos. Just as soon as you become a Mythic member, you can kick anyone's ass. It really works.

PM Policy. By Deus_Ex_Machina

The OP is completely right. Bungie is going to take over the world. I for one welcome our new Marty overlords. You, however, should just join us. Join us... We are all that is right in this world.

[Edited on 03.07.2012 3:36 AM PST]

  • 03.07.2012 3:34 AM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

Just relax little one, the doctor will be with you shortly...for now just calm down and read this magazine.

Now remember, BUNGiE is your friend, they won't lead you astray, besides there is no escape and you are already part of the collective.

  • 03.07.2012 3:51 AM PDT

Posted by: ecartman1214
I think I am fairly accurate in saying Bungies plan for world domination is purely metaphorical. This is a little overboard...
I thinks it's sad when people come up with these crazy ideas.

  • 03.07.2012 4:10 AM PDT

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge...."

ALL SHALL HAIL BUNGIE

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  • 03.07.2012 4:27 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Hmmmm.

  • 03.07.2012 4:30 AM PDT
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If bungie wants to take over the world,

They first have to get past me

  • 03.07.2012 4:57 AM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0


Posted by: Koolen
If bungie wants to take over the world,

They first have to get past me


They have Jerome for that.

  • 03.07.2012 4:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: CaptKrunch 96


They have Jerome for that.


Jerome who?

Come at me bro, I eat hammers for breakfast.

  • 03.07.2012 5:02 AM PDT
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  • 03.07.2012 5:36 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I believe the whole 'world domination' thing is a joke; it's not meant to be taken seriously. They have talent, not secrets.

  • 03.07.2012 5:40 AM PDT

They put a chip in my brain.

[Edited on 03.07.2012 6:16 AM PST]

  • 03.07.2012 6:16 AM PDT
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Ah, conspiracies. Another one of my former interests.

Posted by: Sgt Commando
They want disease & chaos!

Why you say? To lower the population (population control).
It should be obvious that Bungie can handle large rebellions er I mean populations.

No, no, the real reason is because they want to fill the power void once everyone else has destroyed themselves. Classic strategy. To hang back and let enemies fight it out then go in for the kill and seize the glory.

All will rue the day they let Bungie become the destroyers er I mean leaders of the Earth.

[Edited on 03.07.2012 6:18 AM PST]

  • 03.07.2012 6:17 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

hm interesting. well i assure you everything is ok. for the meantime

  • 03.07.2012 7:04 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Posted by: Sgt Commando

Posted by: ecartman1214
I think I am fairly accurate in saying Bungies plan for world domination is purely metaphorical. This is a little overboard...
Thats exactly what they want you to think ...

I think you may have gone a little overboard with the "joke" thread.

[Edited on 03.07.2012 7:09 AM PST]

  • 03.07.2012 7:07 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

This makes no sense, so it must be true.

  • 03.07.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

MFW

[Edited on 03.07.2012 7:50 AM PST]

  • 03.07.2012 7:50 AM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

That be the Tru7h, the whole Tru7h and nothing but the tru7h.

ALL HAIL BUNGIE

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It's cool because I types 7 7's, 7 times.

  • 03.07.2012 7:57 AM PDT

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