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Subject: Bungie's Biggest Secret REVEALED!

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

7777777, 7777777, 7777777, 7777777, 7777777, 7777777, 7777777

Even if you do type seven 7's, seven times you have to have seven seven lettered words such as: arcades, arcadia, arcanum, archaea, archaic, archean, archers

And that is how you have seven 7-references in a post.

  • 03.07.2012 8:45 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

He.......He......

he got it.......





CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK! WE HAVE A BREACH! EXECUTE ORDER 777! CODE BLACK! WE HAVE A BREACH! EXECUTE ORDER 777!

  • 03.07.2012 8:57 AM PDT

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Little do we know, Bungie actually built Denver International Airport and started those conspiracy theories about the place due to their desire for World Domination. The New World Order will succeed, not by genocide in ridiculous gas chambers, but giant slingshot into that giant ball of gas 90 something million miles away.

CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!

  • 03.07.2012 9:05 AM PDT

HALO 2 will rule 4ever. It is Halo and it is enougth. Thanks Bungie, our life will never be the same.


Posted by: ecartman1214
I think I am fairly accurate in saying Bungies plan for world domination is purely metaphorical. This is a little overboard...


You were alreay brain washed! 0_0!

  • 03.07.2012 10:48 AM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Posted by: Duardo
CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK! WE HAVE A BREACH! EXECUTE ORDER 777! CODE BLACK! WE HAVE A BREACH! EXECUTE ORDER 777!

It all makes sense now... Damn you Achronos!

  • 03.07.2012 11:04 AM PDT

Step 7 in action.

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Posted by: spawn031
Posted by: Duardo
CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK! WE HAVE A BREACH! EXECUTE ORDER 777! CODE BLACK! WE HAVE A BREACH! EXECUTE ORDER 777!

It all makes sense now... Damn you Achronos!
lol

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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*


Posted by: arch4ng13
Posted by: Sgt Commando

Posted by: ecartman1214
I think I am fairly accurate in saying Bungies plan for world domination is purely metaphorical. This is a little overboard...
Thats exactly what they want you to think ...

I think you may have gone a little overboard with the "joke" thread.
Honestly, I have a reputation for being able to link things together (whether or not those things have any sort of connection). Saying things like this comes to me naturally. If youre gonna make a thread like this, go big or go home.

  • 03.07.2012 1:24 PM PDT
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Avid Gamer, Techy and Computer Geek. Studying Computer Forensics & Security. - and yes, I'm jumping over a giant wooden acorn.

Balderdash, I'll never be ruled by Bungie.

Woah, that last sentence had 7 words...

Ah well, it's just a simple coincidence.
Now I'm off to read my emails.

But wait, there is no such thing... Everything happens for a reason, I think.

I'm going to post on The Escapist... and then I'm gonna read some cracked... bringing my total tabs up to 7..... ... ...

No dammit, JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!

All THESE SENTENCES HAVE GOT 7 WORDS. JUST STOP MESSING WITH MY MINDDD BUNGIE!!

Argbarg!

*Meltdown*

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  • 03.07.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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4/10

come back next time chump

  • 03.07.2012 3:53 PM PDT

You seem to be pretty brainwashed yourself.

  • 03.07.2012 4:04 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Call Kenny Loggins, cus' you're in the Danger Zone!

  • 03.07.2012 4:36 PM PDT
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Gamertag: J7XD
New BNET: J7XD


Posted by: sharpace77
6/10

You had potential for something good towards the beginning, but just lost it.

  • 03.07.2012 6:21 PM PDT

Live a little.

PyroSnip3 - Xbox Live Gamertag

I believe you. I actually do. They keep saying World Domination as a joke but they're not joking. Even in the "O' Brave New World" (New World Order) Bungie stated they sold their souls to the Devil and stood up to the Devil to say they couldn't complete Halo 2 in time. I don't know who they were referring to in this, but Bungie have gone dark for a reason. The Reach symbol was overly Illuminati-like. Just like Assassins Creed. Bungie are probably in the Freemasons but I like these forums.

  • 03.07.2012 6:26 PM PDT

',:|

I was expecting something more juicy from the title you've given.

  • 03.07.2012 6:33 PM PDT

I came, I saw, I conquered. On my quest to become Mythic. So all can be jealous of the amazing blue glow from my title bar. =) ~BlindChild~


Posted by: jross1993
This thread is completely useless and you should feel bad for making it.

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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*


Posted by: sharpace77
6/10

You had potential for something good towards the beginning, but just lost it.
I couldve given a lot more but it was around 1:30 a.m. I didnt feel like it.

  • 03.07.2012 7:22 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

If this was true, then Bungie would be unable to get my credit card info because I buy one-year cards, I don't renew my Live online :)

  • 03.07.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
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One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

It's official, Bungie IS the Illuminati.

  • 03.07.2012 8:34 PM PDT

READ IT.

I won the Star. With this on Week 18.

I thought they were just taking over by making us play their video games...

  • 03.07.2012 8:56 PM PDT

That is quite enough of that.

  • 03.07.2012 9:30 PM PDT

What? Just because I'm a mythic doesn't mean I have a more easily corruptable min-BZZZZZZZZ

ALL HAIL BUNGIE.
PREPARING STEP SEVEN.

  • 03.07.2012 11:23 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

Sir, you just put yourself in danger to be kidnapped by the Forum Ninjas and Silent you for your heressy!

  • 03.08.2012 12:36 AM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Bungie has mentioned that they seriously discussed the giant slingshot during a meeting. Expect it to be fully operational any time now..

And Bungie never said they were joking about world domination. Assumptions like those will only make the tru7h so much grander and unexpected.



Oh, and isn't Bungie's biggest secret the joke behind their name?

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  • 03.08.2012 8:03 AM PDT
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*


Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Oh, and isn't Bungie's biggest secret the joke behind their name?
Well its obvious they want us more concerned with some made-up joke then something as serious as this. Think of it. If you didnt want people snooping around in your plans for world domination, what do you do? Come up with something so secretive & juicy that people will be so focused on that. Then they are left blinded to the real plot.

Bungie has mentioned that they seriously discussed the giant slingshot during a meeting. Expect it to be fully operational any time now..If this is true then there must be a correlation between their company name, BUNGiE, and the giant slingshot. As we know, BUNGiE is pronouced the same as bungee, which refers to elastics. Slingshots have an elastic band aroun- WAIT!!

Maybe, just maybe that "joke" I disclaimed earlier isnt just a distraction, but a reference to the slingshot!

Operation SLINGSHOT.

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