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Subject: My Prediction for What 343 Will Do Next

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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

REACH

Remove the DMR from Matchmaking for "being too powerful."

Give Grifball MLG ranking.

Give Team Hotshot its own playlist.

Make a new gametype and playlist, Team Pony.
Team Pony is an awesome new playlist, based off of our favorite show, My Little Pony! In this new gametype, friendship is magic, and as such, all weapons have been removed, and damage has been set to 0% for all weapons. You can chat to people about ponies, cupcakes, rainbows, and anything else!

Replace Super Slayer with Hyper Slayer, which is the same thing.

Remove the Sword from Matchmaking as it is too powerful.

Rename MLG Super MLG.

Remove Elites entirely from Matchmaking.

Make Multi Team 4v4, and, as a result, make Rocket Hog racing its own playlist.

Remove the Motion Tracker, 'cause no one looks at it anyways.






HALO 4

Living Dead returns, better than ever! We've made a few new changes to it to make it even more enjoyable than before. Since humans had the tendency to camp in places and ruin the fun for the zombies, we've made it so humans can't move! Also, since we've never seen players use the pistol, we've removed it entirely! Also, we've noticed that the zombies' speed is too high, so we've reduced it to a shamble (which is more suitable for zombies anyway.)

Since Halo 4 takes place after Reach, the UNSC has had time to perfect its Armor Abilities. Here's how they work now:

Sprint: Spartans can now sprint for a total of five seconds, as opposed to Reach's four.

Jetpack: While jetpacking, you are awarded a 4x Overshield and a Rocket Launcher with infinite ammo!

Armor Lock: Armor Lock has been perfected! Those who armor lock are now fully invincible...and able to move! However, do enough damage to them and it is negated.

Active Camo: Active Camo has been changed from the 15 second variant of Reach to 20 seconds. While using, you become immobile and gain a sniper rifle with infinite ammo!

Hologram: Holograms act completely different from Reach! To make it a more appealing Armor ability, Hologram now creates an AI-controlled double of you that will seek out enemies and kill them for you!

Drop Shield: We've removed this armor ability.


Team Pony has been vastly updated! We've gotten some "heated complaints" from the community, and have worked out the kinks with this very popular gametype.

Changes:

Your Spartan will be given a mane.

All the maps will be given a rainbow.

Players will now be unable to move, in order to prevent people from pushing other players off cliffs when they're not paying attention. Don't worry; you'll still be able to see everyone, as we've created special maps especially for this playlist, where you all spawn in a circle!


A brand new Halo experience is now available! For the first time in Halo history, you can play as a Brute! Introducing Brute Slayer!

  • 03.08.2012 8:45 AM PDT

Tin shacks and catfish bones.

yawn

  • 03.08.2012 8:47 AM PDT
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10/10 Because I lol'd

  • 03.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT
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You must confront your inabilities
You must adjust to your capabilities

Team bronies looks awesome!!!

inb4htlonewolf

[Edited on 03.08.2012 8:55 AM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT

Too much effort; not funny.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 8:51 AM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

I swear, half of this stuff will probably happen.

  • 03.08.2012 3:46 PM PDT


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yawn

  • 03.08.2012 3:47 PM PDT