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Subject: Why is BTB heavies such a retard fest?

BTB Heavies is the ideal BTB gametype. Lots of kills, lots of vehicle, lots of power weapons, lots of fun, and lots of -blam!- nubs! Haha, nubs as in the one who hate Heavies! :P

  • 03.08.2012 5:33 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: b0013ieslover
BTB Heavies is the ideal BTB gametype. Lots of kills, lots of vehicle, lots of power weapons, lots of fun, and lots of -blam!- nubs! Haha, nubs as in the one who hate Heavies! :P


The kills are important, but what about the deaths? I went 45-0 in a BTB Heavies match today, but if I went 45-1 where would I be?

  • 03.08.2012 5:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Ninjection
Wait, he was trolling? Lol, now that's actually kind of funny
I thought it was painfully obvious.

and a 10 second look at his post history made it more obvious.

  • 03.08.2012 5:35 PM PDT


Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ninjection
Wait, he was trolling? Lol, now that's actually kind of funny
I thought it was painfully obvious.

and a 10 second look at his post history made it more obvious.
I just thought he was stupid. Either way, he's still stupid, so who cares.

  • 03.08.2012 5:36 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ninjection
Wait, he was trolling? Lol, now that's actually kind of funny
I thought it was painfully obvious.

and a 10 second look at his post history made it more obvious.
I just thought he was stupid. Either way, he's still stupid, so who cares.


That's right, resort to insulting intelligence because you could never beat me 1v1.

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ninjection
Wait, he was trolling? Lol, now that's actually kind of funny
I thought it was painfully obvious.

and a 10 second look at his post history made it more obvious.


I know right? I was shocked.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 5:37 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Yamadog27
Opinions are like butholes. Everyone's got one, nobody wants to hear about it.


Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ninjection
Wait, he was trolling? Lol, now that's actually kind of funny
I thought it was painfully obvious.

and a 10 second look at his post history made it more obvious.
I just thought he was stupid. Either way, he's still stupid, so who cares.


That's right, resort to insulting intelligence because you could never beat me 1v1.

If that's Bookshelf you're talking to, you're gonna get spanked.

  • 03.08.2012 5:37 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Vidgameplayer007

Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ninjection
Wait, he was trolling? Lol, now that's actually kind of funny
I thought it was painfully obvious.

and a 10 second look at his post history made it more obvious.
I just thought he was stupid. Either way, he's still stupid, so who cares.


That's right, resort to insulting intelligence because you could never beat me 1v1.

If that's Bookshelf you're talking to, you're gonna get spanked.


Stop discussing furniture and kinky antics. This is a series forum.

  • 03.08.2012 5:39 PM PDT

Mai, you are a -blam!- nub, as well. Hahaha.

  • 03.08.2012 5:39 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: b0013ieslover
Mai, you are a -blam!- nub, as well. Hahaha.


I'll 1v1 this whole forum and win, with a Needler and a hologram too.

  • 03.08.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Fo Sho, nub. I'll be on around 10, Eastern time. Haha, don't dissapoint, -blam!- nub. :D

  • 03.08.2012 5:45 PM PDT

"There are two ways this will end and in both ways you die."

I freelance for clans. If you need someone for a clan battle, send me a message.


Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: Vidgameplayer007
I like it. I think it was integrated better in Halo 3 though.
So you enjoy going in and knowing it's just going to be one big derp fest over and over? Lol, okay.


Why can't people just play for fun these days? It is ridiculous!

  • 03.08.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

I take it Bookshelf missed out on a Perfection because some kid nailed him with a rocket or something, hence the apparent rage.

  • 03.08.2012 5:47 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: b0013ieslover
Fo Sho, nub. I'll be on around 10, Eastern time. Haha, don't dissapoint, -blam!- nub. :D


10:00pm? Casual scrub going to bed early. 3:30am on Monday morning. Bring an Xbox vision cam and wear a Tiki mask, otherwise the elders of my religion will be offended. We will engage in combat on the beaches of Forge World armed only with needlers, holograms, and our K/Ds.

And mongeese too. That's right, I know your weakness.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 5:50 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Heavies is fun for those who enjoy that type of game play, if you haters don't like it then don't play it. How hard is that?

To all you nubby bks who think you're good: you're not even qualified to hold my jockstrap let alone compete with me in this game. STFU until you get on my level .... in other words: never speak again!!

  • 03.08.2012 5:51 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Heavies is fun for those who enjoy that type of game play, if you haters don't like it then don't play it. How hard is that?

To all you nubby bks who think you're good: you're not even qualified to hold my jockstrap let alone compete with me in this game. STFU until you get on my level .... in other words: never speak again!!


1v1 me scrub.

  • 03.08.2012 5:54 PM PDT


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Heavies is fun for those who enjoy that type of game play, if you haters don't like it then don't play it. How hard is that?

To all you nubby bks who think you're good: you're not even qualified to hold my jockstrap let alone compete with me in this game. STFU until you get on my level .... in other words: never speak again!!
Fkn lol, Invasion kids.

This thread now has everything.

Hate to break it to you, but you're really bad.

  • 03.08.2012 5:55 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Heavies is fun for those who enjoy that type of game play, if you haters don't like it then don't play it. How hard is that?

To all you nubby bks who think you're good: you're not even qualified to hold my jockstrap let alone compete with me in this game. STFU until you get on my level .... in other words: never speak again!!
Fkn lol, Invasion kids.

This thread now has everything.

Hate to break it to you, but you're really bad.


You want to 1v1 him? We can team up. Don't worry about unfairness, I've challenged half the forum to 1v1 me.

  • 03.08.2012 5:56 PM PDT

i hate btb.

  • 03.08.2012 6:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Heavies is fun for those who enjoy that type of game play, if you haters don't like it then don't play it. How hard is that?

To all you nubby bks who think you're good: you're not even qualified to hold my jockstrap let alone compete with me in this game. STFU until you get on my level .... in other words: never speak again!!
Fkn lol, Invasion kids.

This thread now has everything.

Hate to break it to you, but you're really bad.


You want to 1v1 him? We can team up. Don't worry about unfairness, I've challenged half the forum to 1v1 me.


Boy that is some really big talk from a couple of BK Noobs that don't even have accessible stats. Why don't you 1v1 each other so that one you has a chance to win, cause I'd shame you both so badly that you'd rage quit life. I really don't want that kind of liability on my shoulders. Hell, it's bad enough that I have to self-medicate to make myself feel o.k. after repeatedly r8ping you baddies in regular matchmaking.

  • 03.08.2012 6:09 PM PDT

lol I'm done. Invasion kids talking trash.

  • 03.08.2012 6:11 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Heavies is fun for those who enjoy that type of game play, if you haters don't like it then don't play it. How hard is that?

To all you nubby bks who think you're good: you're not even qualified to hold my jockstrap let alone compete with me in this game. STFU until you get on my level .... in other words: never speak again!!
Fkn lol, Invasion kids.

This thread now has everything.

Hate to break it to you, but you're really bad.


You want to 1v1 him? We can team up. Don't worry about unfairness, I've challenged half the forum to 1v1 me.


Boy that is some really big talk from a couple of BK Noobs that don't even have accessible stats. Why don't you 1v1 each other so that one you has a chance to win, cause I'd shame you both so badly that you'd rage quit life. I really don't want that kind of liability on my shoulders. Hell, it's bad enough that I have to self-medicate to make myself feel o.k. after repeatedly r8ping you baddies in regular matchmaking.


My stats aren't accessible because no one will ever reach them. 343 removed them because they hate competitive players and they wanted them to feel better about themselves. The other guy didn't link his because he's a scrub.

You on the other hand are a lame boosting BK scrub jive AR spamming beatdown 343 hugging alfalfa wearing kid. Want to 1v1 me in Grifball? I like padding my stats too.

  • 03.08.2012 6:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Ninjection
lol I'm done. Far superior kids talking trash.


Fix'd

@Rofl: That explanation wouldn't even make sense to a stoned kid with down syndrome. Next time please come up with at least a minimally plausible excuse for not showing the world your .6 k/d.

  • 03.08.2012 6:19 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

Posted by: Ninjection
lol I'm done. Far superior kids talking trash.


Fix'd

@Rofl: That explanation wouldn't even make sense to a stoned kid with down syndrome. Next time please come up with at least a minimally plausible excuse for not showing the world your .6 k/d.


I knew it wouldn't make sense to a stoned kid with downs, which is why you aren't understanding it right now. It's a plausible excuse, and my K/D is higher than yours plus I earned it rather than boosted like some kind of phony.

  • 03.08.2012 6:21 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

This thread.

  • 03.08.2012 6:21 PM PDT


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

Posted by: Ninjection
lol I'm done. Far superior kids talking trash.


Fix'd

@Rofl: That explanation wouldn't even make sense to a stoned kid with down syndrome. Next time please come up with at least a minimally plausible excuse for not showing the world your .6 k/d.
Lol, this is what happens when you hide in social retard playlists. You get decent stats and all of a sudden think something of yourself.

  • 03.08.2012 6:26 PM PDT