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Subject: Why is BTB heavies such a retard fest?

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

Posted by: Ninjection
lol I'm done. Far superior kids talking trash.


Fix'd

@Rofl: That explanation wouldn't even make sense to a stoned kid with down syndrome. Next time please come up with at least a minimally plausible excuse for not showing the world your .6 k/d.
Lol, this is what happens when you hide in social retard playlists. You get decent stats and all of a sudden think something of yourself.


The only thing he'll think about himself after I crush him in a 1v1 is "wow, I lost so bad."

  • 03.08.2012 6:29 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

Posted by: Ninjection
lol I'm done. Far superior kids talking trash.


Fix'd

@Rofl: That explanation wouldn't even make sense to a stoned kid with down syndrome. Next time please come up with at least a minimally plausible excuse for not showing the world your .6 k/d.
You're not even good at invasion, lol.

  • 03.08.2012 6:30 PM PDT

Your explanation isn't even high enough quality to qualify as B.S. You are terrible and just don't want everyone to know it, hoping that people might think your opinion means something. If you're good then please share your stats with us, or just continue to hide them like the little -blam!- bk we all know that you are. I'm done with your useless self until I see some type of REAL evidence that you aren't the worst Halo player ever.

P.S. If I was a booster I'd have a helluva lot higher k/d than 5.8 dummy. I go into 95% of my MM games alone and r8pe everyone, like a boss!!

  • 03.08.2012 6:31 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad

Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

Posted by: Ninjection
lol I'm done. Far superior kids talking trash.


Fix'd

@Rofl: That explanation wouldn't even make sense to a stoned kid with down syndrome. Next time please come up with at least a minimally plausible excuse for not showing the world your .6 k/d.
You're not even good at invasion, lol.


Yeah, what could this guy invade anyway? Call of Duty?

  • 03.08.2012 6:32 PM PDT


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Your explanation isn't even high enough quality to qualify as B.S. You are terrible and just don't want everyone to know it, hoping that people might think your opinion means something. If you're good then please share your stats with us, or just continue to hide them like the little -blam!- bk we all know that you are. I'm done with your useless self until I see some type of REAL evidence that you aren't the worst Halo player ever.

P.S. If I was a booster I'd have a helluva lot higher k/d than 5.8 dummy. I go into 95% of my MM games alone and r8pe everyone, like a boss!!
No, you go in and stat wh.ore. No one is impressed. Go be terrible elsewhere. I can assure you I'm better than you are.

  • 03.08.2012 6:32 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Your explanation isn't even high enough quality to qualify as B.S. You are terrible and just don't want everyone to know it, hoping that people might think your opinion means something. If you're good then please share your stats with us, or just continue to hide them like the little -blam!- bk we all know that you are. I'm done with your useless self until I see some type of REAL evidence that you aren't the worst Halo player ever.

P.S. If I was a booster I'd have a helluva lot higher k/d than 5.8 dummy. I go into 95% of my MM games alone and r8pe everyone, like a boss!!
I could play with my feet and get a 5 k/d in invasion. Why do you think that's impressive in any form?

  • 03.08.2012 6:32 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi
Your explanation isn't even high enough quality to qualify as B.S. You are terrible and just don't want everyone to know it, hoping that people might think your opinion means something. If you're good then please share your stats with us, or just continue to hide them like the little -blam!- bk we all know that you are. I'm done with your useless self until I see some type of REAL evidence that you aren't the worst Halo player ever.

P.S. If I was a booster I'd have a helluva lot higher k/d than 5.8 dummy. I go into 95% of my MM games alone and r8pe everyone, like a boss!!


My opinion means everything, because I'm good at this game. 343 is really hush-hush about the coverup, but if you can find their studio better than you can find a way to be good at Reach you may be able to find the truth. If I shared my stats with you, your face would melt off like the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones. You could always ask your mother too.

If you weren't a booster, you'd have accepted my 1v1 challenge by now instead of hiding in Invasion boosting like the baddest of the bad kids. Also, the only boss is Rick Ross, king of Miami and the biggest boss that we've seen thus far. He is not a rapist, and neither are you.

And invasion is easy, you may as well brag about how you did on your mulitiplication test the other day.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 6:35 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 6:34 PM PDT


I could play with my feet and get a 5 k/d in invasion. Why do you think that's impressive in any form?

Uhhhh yours is 4.6, I guess you should play with your feet then. Last time I checked, your k/d in invasion is a solid 1.2 worse than mine, and your win % is a clear indicator that you only play with full parties. Play 1 game by yourself in your life and then tt me bk.

@Rofl & Ninja: Still no stats from either of you baddies huh? Shocker.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 6:39 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 6:39 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

I could play with my feet and get a 5 k/d in invasion. Why do you think that's impressive in any form?

Uhhhh yours is 4.6, I guess you should play with your feet then. Last time I checked, your k/d in invasion is a solid 1.2 worse than mine, and your win % is a clear indicator that you only play with full parties. Play 1 game by yourself in your life and then tt me bk.

@Rofl & Ninja: Still no stats from either of you baddies huh? Shocker.


Already told you why bro. Accept that I'm the better player and retreat sobbing to your battle buddy.

EDIT: HAHAHAHA! .16 K/D with the Needler in Invasion? If you're so good, why can't you use the Needler? You sicken me.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 6:42 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 6:41 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

I could play with my feet and get a 5 k/d in invasion. Why do you think that's impressive in any form?

Uhhhh yours is 4.6, I guess you should play with your feet then. Last time I checked, your k/d in invasion is a solid 1.2 worse than mine, and your win % is a clear indicator that you only play with full parties. Play 1 game by yourself in your life and then tt me bk.

@Rofl & Ninja: Still no stats from either of you baddies huh? Shocker.
I'm sorry I care less about a lolplaylist than you do. Please teach me how to be a giant, supercaring tryhard nerd like you who can't even pull a 2 k/d in Action Sack.

roflmao, you quit against even the slightest competition. You're terrible, kid.

[Edited on 03.08.2012 6:45 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 6:41 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad

Posted by: UmustBeBadCuzi

I could play with my feet and get a 5 k/d in invasion. Why do you think that's impressive in any form?

Uhhhh yours is 4.6, I guess you should play with your feet then. Last time I checked, your k/d in invasion is a solid 1.2 worse than mine, and your win % is a clear indicator that you only play with full parties. Play 1 game by yourself in your life and then tt me bk.

@Rofl & Ninja: Still no stats from either of you baddies huh? Shocker.
I'm sorry I care less about a lolplaylist than you do. Please teach me how to be a giant, supercaring tryhard nerd like you who can't even pull a 2 k/d in Action Sack.


He can't even use the Needler right, and I only 1v1 with a hologram and a needler. What chance did he think he had?

  • 03.08.2012 6:46 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

IM DONE

  • 03.08.2012 6:48 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
IM DONE


Probably quit because the other team picked the Needler class.

  • 03.08.2012 6:50 PM PDT


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
IM DONE
he matches full teams and quits. he's a stat dude

  • 03.08.2012 6:51 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
IM DONE
he matches full teams and quits. he's a stat dude


And not a Needler dude. .16 is below sad.

  • 03.08.2012 6:51 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

Wasn't even a good team either. I could have beaten them 50-0 while my eyes were in my eyes.

  • 03.08.2012 6:52 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
Wasn't even a good team either. I could have beaten them 50-0 while my eyes were in my eyes.


I could have beaten them 120-0 while an arrow was in my knee.

  • 03.08.2012 6:56 PM PDT


Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

And invasion is easy, you may as well brag about how you did on your multiplication test the other day.


Really? Great.

I f**king aced that s**t the other day. I was like, "F**K YEAH! MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR ME B**CHES!"

[Edited on 03.08.2012 7:04 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2012 7:03 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Rockstar Matt

Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

And invasion is easy, you may as well brag about how you did on your multiplication test the other day.


Really? Great. I f**king aced that s**t the other day. I was like, "F**K YEAH! MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR ME B**CHES!"


Dude, middle school? -blam!- that noise. That teacher said "rofl do your multiplication tables" and I smacked that -blam!- and said "hoe I don't need you imma play Halo."

Now I'm the world champ. The only thing that multiplies is the score multiplier in FireFight, which I don't play because it's for casuals and boosters.

  • 03.08.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
It isn't our shiznit anymore.


Posted by: Ninjection

Posted by: RyanW
To have fun with it, you need to be a retard. I will teach you.
BTB outside of BTB.net = spawn kill everyone for 15 minutes and score 1 objective unless you match someone with thumbs.
Nope,

Chuck Testa

  • 03.08.2012 7:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

Dude, middle school? -blam!- that noise. That teacher said "rofl do your multiplication tables" and I smacked that -blam!- and said "hoe I don't need you imma play Halo."

Now I'm the world champ. The only thing that multiplies is the score multiplier in FireFight, which I don't play because it's for casuals and boosters.


I'm in awe. Utter awe. I'm not yet brave enough to keep it real. Teach me your ways, o wise rofl?

  • 03.08.2012 7:13 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Rockstar Matt

Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r

Dude, middle school? -blam!- that noise. That teacher said "rofl do your multiplication tables" and I smacked that -blam!- and said "hoe I don't need you imma play Halo."

Now I'm the world champ. The only thing that multiplies is the score multiplier in FireFight, which I don't play because it's for casuals and boosters.


I'm in awe. Utter awe. I'm not yet brave enough to keep it real. Teach me your ways, o wise rofl?


Listen to this song, ignore the haters, get a Twitter and say #swag a lot, and renounce Activision and all their works.

  • 03.08.2012 7:17 PM PDT

Mediocre Backpacker
56% W\L
2.86 k\d
3.18 DMR
7.29 God Magnum
7.79 Sniper
5.34 Needle Rifle

Fckin lol, he plays like 4 playlists. You could go pro in Grifball pal.

  • 03.08.2012 8:02 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."


Posted by: Blackdog Rker
Fckin lol, he plays like 4 playlists. You could go pro in Grifball pal.


Not in anything with needlers though.

  • 03.08.2012 8:04 PM PDT

Lol invasion kids who think they're good.

  • 03.08.2012 8:10 PM PDT