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Subject: How to defeat Jerome.

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Link*

When watching this video I cannot help but think of Jerome fighting one of us community members. Maybe if we all take some pointers from this we might go open up the blinds over at Bungie Studios.

*Note- The video is five minutes long and fairly anticlimactic.

[Edited on 03.11.2012 7:14 AM PDT]

  • 03.11.2012 6:29 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

"One does not simply, fight Jerome"

  • 03.11.2012 6:32 AM PDT

Simple, whip his ass then preform a babality!

Heh heh heh..

  • 03.11.2012 6:39 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Posted by: ARBITOR 5
Simple, whip his ass then preform a babality!

Heh heh heh..
Lol'd

  • 03.11.2012 6:40 AM PDT
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The Black Chapter!

Ivan Drago fell. Jerome will also be defeated.

  • 03.11.2012 6:45 AM PDT
Subject: How to defeat Jerome.

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Telec
Ivan Drago fell. Jerome will also be defeated.


" ... the seventh wave of Bungie fans stumbled and climbed over the slippery, piled dead and at last Jerome knew the number of his days."

[Edited on 03.11.2012 9:19 AM PDT]

  • 03.11.2012 6:51 AM PDT
Subject: How to beat Jerome.

Who the hell do you think I am?

Oh come on... Jerome is not the size of a sumo wrestler.

  • 03.11.2012 6:54 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
Oh come on... Jerome is not the size of a sumo wrestler.
I know. This is a silly thread.

  • 03.11.2012 7:00 AM PDT
Subject: How to defeat Jerome.

One does not simply walk into Bungie.

  • 03.11.2012 8:12 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

One does not simply make a bad joke...



Oh wait, yes they do.

  • 03.11.2012 8:19 AM PDT
Subject: How to beat Jerome.


Posted by: ARBITOR 5
Simple, whip his ass then preform a babality!

Heh heh heh..

The babality is the easy part!

Whipping his ass on the other hand..

  • 03.11.2012 8:23 AM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

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There will be a man who can defeat Jerome, his name... Jeromeborne!

  • 03.11.2012 8:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Jerome is not a mortal like us!

The concept of defeating a higher force is ludicrous.

  • 03.11.2012 8:46 AM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?


Posted by: SlenderTheMan
There will be a man who can defeat Jerome, his name... Jeromeborne!

Fus Roh Jerome!

  • 03.11.2012 8:47 AM PDT
Subject: How to defeat Jerome.
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

I expected the OP to be completely empty.

  • 03.11.2012 9:04 AM PDT

Posted by: Qbix89
I expected the OP to be completely empty.
I expected a [user terminated by Jerome] message.

  • 03.11.2012 9:18 AM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
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You can't beat him. He's the juggernaut from X-men; his momentum is unstoppable. Once he swing his banhammer within the mauling radius, you're screw. Hope to pray and best wish that you don't suffer the incredible pain you're about to be hit from it.

  • 03.11.2012 9:47 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Why would you ever even consider fighting Jerome?

  • 03.11.2012 9:49 AM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
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Posted by: arch4ng13
Why would you ever even consider fighting Jerome?
That's the thing, it's suicidal to face him alone!

  • 03.11.2012 9:53 AM PDT


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Posted by: arch4ng13
Why would you ever even consider fighting Jerome?
That's the thing, it's suicidal to face him alone!
It's suicidal to face him AT ALL.

  • 03.11.2012 9:55 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

This thread is still alive?

Posted by: arch4ng13
Why would you ever even consider fighting Jerome?
I'm not considering it. We all know that only a bear can defeat Jerome. I just saw this video and thought "Jerome v. Bungie Community".

Granted it is a pretty "dumd" thread. Someone should lock it as there's really no discussion value. This probably should have gone in the flood.

[Edited on 03.11.2012 10:09 AM PDT]

  • 03.11.2012 10:00 AM PDT

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[Edited on 03.11.2012 10:03 AM PDT by Jerome]

  • 03.11.2012 10:03 AM PDT
Subject: How to beat Jerome.

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you


Posted by: spartain ken 15
"One does not simply, fight Jerome"

  • 03.11.2012 10:55 AM PDT
Subject: How to defeat Jerome.

Clone him, and then make him fight himself.

  • 03.11.2012 10:57 AM PDT

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