- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
One day, a few years ago, I was standing in line at my local grocery store. A Ralph's actually. Anyways, a young mother and her toddler got in line behind me. I turned around and smiled, and went back to minding my own business.
He suddenly ran in front of me and uppercutted me right in the sack. HARD. I had to take a knee I was in so much pain. His mom started apologizing near immediately. Right when I got to my knee I was eye level with him. He looked me dead in the eye and said:
"My Name Is Charlie!"
That's right. He made me his -blam!-. Right there in front of everyone, a 3 or 4 year old made me his little -blam!-. Well, Halo 3 was announced a few days later, and I joined the site to find out more. I had to choose a username, and I took what he said as a reminder to myself. Anyone can be owned utterly and completely at any moment with no warning. Be on your guard.
[Edited on 03.15.2012 5:15 PM PDT]