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Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

All in a circle with cloaks on for their initiation processes? What do you think they do to the noobs? I'm curious.

  • 03.14.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

They beat newbies with wet noodles. They're merciless.

  • 03.14.2012 7:45 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

I think they might be normal people in a normal office.

[Edited on 03.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT]

  • 03.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Atomic Tea
They beat newbies with wet noodles. They're merciless.

Those sick bastards...I can't imagine what that would be like....poor noobs..

  • 03.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT
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Once, when you illustrated the scene in your question.

Drinking contest... against the Webmaster.

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  • 03.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
I think they might be normal people.

Bungie? normal? preposterous. Normal people don't try to take over the world. silly

  • 03.14.2012 7:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death
All in a circle with cloaks on for their initiation processes? What do you think they do to the noobs? I'm curious.
I imagine this.

What is in Halo music and what was in this scene? Hint

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  • 03.14.2012 10:08 PM PDT

I would imagine, that there is some pretty serious hazing that takes place.

  • 03.14.2012 10:09 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

I always imagined bungie to be a fun company with a great sense of humour. I cant wait to see what they will do on april fools!

  • 03.14.2012 10:10 PM PDT

Posted by: mister death
All in a circle with cloaks on for their initiation processes? What do you think they do to the noobs? I'm curious.

It's definitely NOT like Eyes Wide Shut.

  • 03.14.2012 10:14 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

They're geniuses

  • 03.14.2012 10:19 PM PDT

Posted by: AGDTinMan
It's definitely NOT like Eyes Wide Shut.

You have to play seven minutes in heaven with Marty, right?

  • 03.14.2012 10:20 PM PDT

Ask me a question, and I will most likely respond back with false and illogical information not pertaining to said question.

I imagine them playing the age old Mayan ball game of death, excluding the death of course. If you don't win, you don't get a monthly bonus for a year.



Same thing applies to winning.

  • 03.14.2012 10:32 PM PDT

You only die once, better make it count.

The giant slingshot is very busy.

  • 03.14.2012 10:57 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I try not to imagine them.

  • 03.14.2012 10:58 PM PDT

"Dude, what are you doing right now?"
"Uhh... Heh, my mom."
"Dude... What?"

Yup.

  • 03.14.2012 11:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

We know what they do to mods... or at least to an extent.

Imagine new employees... at the mercy of men who have been stuck inside that bunker called Bungie HQ for days without seeing the sun, and with Jerome blocking the exit...

It's a massacre.

  • 03.15.2012 8:41 AM PDT

http://thexboxnetwork.com


Posted by: mister death
All in a circle with cloaks on for their initiation processes? What do you think they do to the noobs? I'm curious.


No, but I do imagine the employees playing dodgeball. With rocks and shattered glass.

  • 03.15.2012 8:43 AM PDT
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No, I think they'll try breaking them first.

  • 03.15.2012 8:49 AM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Rumour has it that you are led to a "second interview" which takes place in a very dark empty room. Details get a little hazy here. I've heard many different things ranging from "Listening to Marty sing 'believe'" to "Being beaten by Jerome with an employee of his choice".

It always ends the same though, waking up naked, crying, and chained by the ankles to your new desk at Bungie Studios.

Have a nice day
:-)

  • 03.15.2012 8:51 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: defnop552
Rumour has it that you are led to a "second interview" which takes place in a very dark empty room. Details get a little hazy here. I've heard many different things ranging from "Listening to Marty sing 'believe'" to "Being beaten by Jerome with an employee of his choice".

It always ends the same though, waking up naked, crying, and chained by the ankles to your new desk at Bungie Studios.

Have a nice day
:-)


I watched a video of Marty singing cher, I can handle this.

  • 03.15.2012 8:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Implausible
Most girls I've been with were hesitant about taking it in the mouth. But once they did most would swallow. I got tons of compliments on the taste.

I think it's because of my diet. No fast food, no alcohol and lots of fruit.

No. That's weird.

  • 03.15.2012 8:57 AM PDT