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Subject: Bungie.net should second as a dating website.

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

B Harmony amirite?

  • 03.15.2012 4:24 PM PDT
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First, yes!

Second, would this be a good time to call dibs on female members? I just melt when Shorty goes "love you long time" so DIBS. I'll also call dibs on Minerva just to spite my fellow male, and probably also some female, members.

[Edited on 03.15.2012 4:27 PM PDT]

  • 03.15.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Super PolarBear
B Harmony amirite?
More dates, engagements, and marriages than other online dating gamer sites like 343's Love Shack, Epic's Assured Engagement and Valve's Wedding Vows.

  • 03.15.2012 4:28 PM PDT

I LOVE HALO! Better than any other game.

But I love Halo 3 and Combat Evolved - never got the chance to play Halo 2 :(


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Posted by: Atomic Tea
No.

Posted by: Atomic Tea
No.

Posted by: Atomic Tea
No.

  • 03.15.2012 4:57 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

I have seen no good opposing arguments against this. Looks like its a new feature guys!

  • 03.15.2012 9:34 PM PDT

If this is the state of my art, then I secede.

inb4irrelevantachronosquote

  • 03.15.2012 9:49 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

Best. Idea. ever.

I'll start:

Male, 21.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic comedies, cooking, having quiet evenings, and knitting human flesh. Good conversationalist.

Please send me an email.

  • 03.15.2012 10:26 PM PDT

@spaboolly


Posted by: mark117 mia2553
Why not! Moderators saying, in real life, "I'm a Bungie Moderator," gets them tons of girls.

So they claim.

  • 03.15.2012 10:44 PM PDT

The Forerunner, the Great Journey, and Heaven Theory

[Announcement Trailer] Halo: Forerunner

Posted by: Agustus
I lol'd at the absurd miscommunication that occurs whenever dibbs post something. Perhaps his brain is so highly evolved that he can no longer clearly communicate with lesser life forms, even among his own species.

No need to play coy in order to entice me. You already have my heart Bieber.

  • 03.15.2012 11:08 PM PDT
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If they do that, I'm starting a private group for the women of b.net to post the most hilarious PMs they get from the guys, names and all.

  • 03.16.2012 4:19 AM PDT
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lol

  • 03.16.2012 4:38 AM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: vanert
I have seen no good opposing arguments against this. Looks like its a new feature guys!


For starters, B.net's guy to gal ratio, which is like 10,000 - 1
(obvious guess is obvious)

Unless of course you, um,... yeah.

  • 03.16.2012 4:44 AM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

I like all the sexy boys xoxo call me.

  • 03.16.2012 4:51 AM PDT
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Dick Valentine<3

Quality thread.

  • 03.16.2012 4:55 AM PDT

:3

Great idea, there are surely lotsa lone girls from St.-Petersburg here, right? Right?

  • 03.16.2012 5:03 AM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Posted by: BadBall3r47
I like all the sexy boys xoxo call me.

Your numbers on speed dial baby ;)

  • 03.16.2012 5:09 AM PDT

Blackness Confirmed. You've got soul.


The Ultimate Opinion.

This is the best idea I have ever heard.

If this is not implemented in the new site I will be very angry.

  • 03.16.2012 12:39 PM PDT

MLG = Man Lacking Girlfriend

lolbloom
lolarmourlock
lolreach

The bro to hoe ratio is well off...

Edit: any cute girlies wanna get in contact, PM me ;) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[Edited on 03.16.2012 12:43 PM PDT]

  • 03.16.2012 12:42 PM PDT

This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard! I demand some sort of prize to vanert!

  • 03.16.2012 2:45 PM PDT
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Well spank my balls and call me Santa, it's Easter already!

Wut

  • 03.16.2012 3:56 PM PDT

yas334229812

Must say i am serious about this but bungie should do this for an april fools prank this or next year.

  • 03.16.2012 4:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Qbix89
bungie.fap

Do you have .fap over there in Norwegia?

  • 03.16.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

PM Top_Gun_2021 for hawt webcamz.

[Edited on 03.16.2012 8:56 PM PDT]

  • 03.16.2012 8:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

This isn't already a dating site? I remember getting PM's from hot young singles who thought I was a cool guy and they wanted me to check out their profiles.

  • 03.16.2012 8:58 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: Xplode441
This isn't already a dating site? I remember getting PM's from hot young singles who thought I was a cool guy and they wanted me to check out their profiles.

I remember that.

  • 03.16.2012 9:17 PM PDT