- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
O.K. My advice.
Boys are built with some extra equipment that girls do not have. For some reason unknown, this extra equipment leads to a state of constant horniness. This means that many of your decisions in life will be severly affected this Constant Horniness Syndrome. There is one simple cure, temporary sure, but it's the only only thing short of castration that works.
M A S T U R B A T I O N.
If after you have finished this, and you still cannot get your mind off of this girl, than you are either -blam!-, or you actually really like this girl and she's worth pursuing.