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Subject: The Bungie Conspiracy : Tru7h At Last.

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I might get banned for revealing Bungie's true secrets, but I believe it's worth it. After reading this, there is little you can say to disprove my theory. Let it begin.


So I began by opening up the Avatars page. As I was scrolling through the Avatars, I noticed that it was funny Bungie hadn't numbered the pages. Then I realized why: they didn't want to bring attention to it. So I quickly thought I was on to something. I noticed there were 17 pages of Avatars and 13 pages of Themes.

I went to the 7th Avatar on the 7th page and got this. I wanted to do the same thing with themes, but there were only 5 themes on the 7th page. So I divided 9 by half and got 4.5, so I took the bottom half of the 4th theme and the top half of the 5th theme. I combined all three meaningful images into one to see if I noticed any patterns. Here's how it looks like so far.

That got me stumped for a while. I looked at the pictures and thought; What do the flood, an ODST, and a Halo Ship have in common? Finally, it struck me. Still not getting it? How about this: What do the flood, an ODST, and a Halo ship have in common? That's right, the letter "o"! So I knew "o" had something significant...However, thinking of it as a letter didn't give me any ideas, so I thought of it as a shape; a circle.

I thought of circles for a while, and of course I quickly remembered the one number associated with circles: Pi. So I figured out the 7th, 77th, and 777th digits of Pi. This is where it starts getting astounding. They are as follows:

7th Digit.........2
77th Digit........2
777th Digit.......4

I made several connections right away. 2+2=4. 2 X 2=4. But how did these help? How was I going to make it to the next step? This was the longest period of hopelessness I had. I thought everything had been for nothing...then it struck me. I was taking a sip from my nearby can, trying to think, when I noticed something that almost made me drop the can. I looked at my desktop and saw the number "2". Then I looked at the 2nd ingredient on my can...and it was High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Some of you may have already made the connection. For the others, let me spare you, this is obviously referring to the Ninja/Employee hideout group HFCS. I went onto their member list to check out any clues and saw their 7th member; Butane123. Something struck out from his page; his Avatar. It was the jersey of Kevin Durant, a famous basketball player. After some research, I found out he was born in Washington D.C.

So I Google-Imaged Washington D.C. to see if I could get anything useful. I found the 7th picture and zoomed in, observing every pixel. Here it is. After looking at it for a while, I noticed it looked a lot like this picture.

That mountain turned out to be Mount Hood. After a little research, I discovered that it is located in Northern Oregon. Now, I knew I was close to the solution, because Oregon is right next to Washington State, which is where Bungie Headquarters is located.

Oregon's College Football team has a Duck as a mascot. And, of course, it is known that ducks say "quack". So I decided to get a copy of the U.S. Map. I then copied the word "quack" over the picture in Times New Roman font, size 77. I placed it so that the tip of the "q" was in the corner of Oregon. Here's the image.

The "k" landed in Nebraska and South Dakota. I combined those two states to form South Dakraska. I made a silhouette of the two states and it like this. Well, after looking at that for a while, I recognized it resembled a silhouette of this totem pole. I also recognized that the totem pole is red.

That's when I returned to Bungie.net, in search of something red. I opened up the homepage and boom, there it was; the YouTube icon. I saw the pixel ratio of that and noticed it was 33 X 36. So I multiplied those two numbers and got 1188.

11 and 88. 11+88=99. So now we reach the number 99...it seems like this is the end. I see no connection between 99 and anything Bungie Related...that is, until I saw this. "Bungie was founded in 1991..." 1991. 1991. So once we take the 99 out, we are left with 11. 11 multiplied by 11 is 121. Once again the two 1s pop up. So if we take those out, we are left with 2.

Which leads me to my conclusion: Bungie's next game will have at least 2 flowers in it.


-hoobla-

[Edited on 03.16.2012 6:10 PM PDT]

  • 03.16.2012 5:52 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

I might get banned for revealing Bungie's true secrets

Achronos: " Release the Kraken..."

[Edited on 03.16.2012 5:54 PM PDT]

  • 03.16.2012 5:53 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I think you've reached the next level of insanity.

  • 03.16.2012 5:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: r c takedown
I think you've reached the next level of insanity.

You spelled intelligence wrong.

  • 03.16.2012 5:54 PM PDT
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My beliefs are confirmed, you are crazy.

OMG! that's se7en letters it must be true.

  • 03.16.2012 5:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: wth182
My beliefs are confirmed, you are crazy.

OMG! that's se7en letters it must be true.

You mean 7 words, right?

  • 03.16.2012 6:00 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

That's what they want you to think...

  • 03.16.2012 6:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: homocidalham
That's what they want you to think...

Damn. I messed up on Kevin Durant didn't I?!

  • 03.16.2012 6:01 PM PDT
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I think you have way too much time on your hands. You could spend it better.

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

This thread is locked while I consult Bungie about ultrabanning the OP. Stay tuned.


... okay apparently that's not a good option. I imagine, however, that the men in dark suits will be knocking on hoobla's door soon.

[Edited on 03.16.2012 6:06 PM PDT]

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
This thread is locked while I consult Bungie about ultrabanning the OP. Stay tuned.


... okay apparently that's not a good option. I imagine, however, that the men in dark suits will be knocking on hoobla's door soon.

The end was inevitable. I only wished to give the information to the most people I could.

[Edited on 03.16.2012 6:09 PM PDT]

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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
So I divided 7 by half and got 4.5,
Wat?

Clearly if you correct your calculations you'd know that there will actually be at least 7 flowers in Bungie's next game.

  • 03.16.2012 6:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: antony X1000

Posted by: HOOBLA 911
So I divided 7 by half and got 4.5,
Wat?

Clearly if you correct your calculations you'd know that there will actually be at least 7 flowers in Bungie's next game.

DAMNIT I NEW I MESSED UP

I'll edit the OP.

  • 03.16.2012 6:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Atomic Tea
I might get banned for revealing Bungie's true secrets

Achronos: " Release the Kraken..."
We gotta leave, pack up all of your things. It's coming...

  • 03.16.2012 6:11 PM PDT
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dream as if you'll live forever and live as if you'll die today

But what if you divided two...



by zero?

  • 03.16.2012 6:11 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

Posted by: HOOBLA 911

Posted by: homocidalham
That's what they want you to think...

Damn. I messed up on Kevin Durant didn't I?!


Yep. The list was purely alphabetical. If you want the real truth, you should look into the seventh ninja by join date.

  • 03.16.2012 6:13 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I worry about you sometimes....

  • 03.16.2012 6:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: arch4ng13
I worry about you sometimes....

If you're gonna blame someone, you gotta blame Bungie for going dark.

  • 03.16.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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I hope you get banned for wasting my time.

  • 03.16.2012 6:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Skibur
I hope you get banned for wasting my time.

At least you actually read it :)

  • 03.16.2012 6:22 PM PDT
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Nope. I clicked two image links and read about two and a half sentences and I knew the rest would be nonsense.

  • 03.16.2012 6:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Skibur
Nope. I clicked two image links and read about two and a half sentences and I knew the rest would be nonsense.

Well then you should be banned.

  • 03.16.2012 6:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: Johnny Appleseed
Hoopla, I think you are trying too hard to become popular...

Nah, I stopped trying months ago. If I wanted to become popular, I would just go over to the Flood and make a controversial thread...but I love the flood :)

  • 03.16.2012 6:28 PM PDT

Why didn't you to divide Pi by pizza?

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