- HOOBLA 911
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I might get banned for revealing Bungie's true secrets, but I believe it's worth it. After reading this, there is little you can say to disprove my theory. Let it begin.
So I began by opening up the Avatars page. As I was scrolling through the Avatars, I noticed that it was funny Bungie hadn't numbered the pages. Then I realized why: they didn't want to bring attention to it. So I quickly thought I was on to something. I noticed there were 17 pages of Avatars and 13 pages of Themes.
I went to the 7th Avatar on the 7th page and got this. I wanted to do the same thing with themes, but there were only 5 themes on the 7th page. So I divided 9 by half and got 4.5, so I took the bottom half of the 4th theme and the top half of the 5th theme. I combined all three meaningful images into one to see if I noticed any patterns. Here's how it looks like so far.
That got me stumped for a while. I looked at the pictures and thought; What do the flood, an ODST, and a Halo Ship have in common? Finally, it struck me. Still not getting it? How about this: What do the flood, an ODST, and a Halo ship have in common? That's right, the letter "o"! So I knew "o" had something significant...However, thinking of it as a letter didn't give me any ideas, so I thought of it as a shape; a circle.
I thought of circles for a while, and of course I quickly remembered the one number associated with circles: Pi. So I figured out the 7th, 77th, and 777th digits of Pi. This is where it starts getting astounding. They are as follows:
7th Digit.........2
77th Digit........2
777th Digit.......4
I made several connections right away. 2+2=4. 2 X 2=4. But how did these help? How was I going to make it to the next step? This was the longest period of hopelessness I had. I thought everything had been for nothing...then it struck me. I was taking a sip from my nearby can, trying to think, when I noticed something that almost made me drop the can. I looked at my desktop and saw the number "2". Then I looked at the 2nd ingredient on my can...and it was High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Some of you may have already made the connection. For the others, let me spare you, this is obviously referring to the Ninja/Employee hideout group HFCS. I went onto their member list to check out any clues and saw their 7th member; Butane123. Something struck out from his page; his Avatar. It was the jersey of Kevin Durant, a famous basketball player. After some research, I found out he was born in Washington D.C.
So I Google-Imaged Washington D.C. to see if I could get anything useful. I found the 7th picture and zoomed in, observing every pixel. Here it is. After looking at it for a while, I noticed it looked a lot like this picture.
That mountain turned out to be Mount Hood. After a little research, I discovered that it is located in Northern Oregon. Now, I knew I was close to the solution, because Oregon is right next to Washington State, which is where Bungie Headquarters is located.
Oregon's College Football team has a Duck as a mascot. And, of course, it is known that ducks say "quack". So I decided to get a copy of the U.S. Map. I then copied the word "quack" over the picture in Times New Roman font, size 77. I placed it so that the tip of the "q" was in the corner of Oregon. Here's the image.
The "k" landed in Nebraska and South Dakota. I combined those two states to form South Dakraska. I made a silhouette of the two states and it like this. Well, after looking at that for a while, I recognized it resembled a silhouette of this totem pole. I also recognized that the totem pole is red.
That's when I returned to Bungie.net, in search of something red. I opened up the homepage and boom, there it was; the YouTube icon. I saw the pixel ratio of that and noticed it was 33 X 36. So I multiplied those two numbers and got 1188.
11 and 88. 11+88=99. So now we reach the number 99...it seems like this is the end. I see no connection between 99 and anything Bungie Related...that is, until I saw this. "Bungie was founded in 1991..." 1991. 1991. So once we take the 99 out, we are left with 11. 11 multiplied by 11 is 121. Once again the two 1s pop up. So if we take those out, we are left with 2.
Which leads me to my conclusion: Bungie's next game will have at least 2 flowers in it.
-hoobla-
[Edited on 03.16.2012 6:10 PM PDT]