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Subject: my theory on girls
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the hotter they are , the weirder they are



like, this one chick i've known for like a year (over the past 3 months we've gotten really close, but nothing official, just like friends with benefits)

anyways, i am talking to her after school on the phone and she is going on and on about how much she likes me, and stuff like that

then she tells me, that after, she is going to the movies with a 'friend' that she has known her whole life , but just moved back into town after being away for like a year


and yes, you guessed it, the 'friend' is a guy

so she's telling me that -blam!-, and i jut kind of go along with it, (i wasn't really paying attention)

saying yes or agreeing with her every couple minutes

after that, she has to go to work, but before she hangs up she -blam!- says she loves me

talk about -blam!- weird




anyways, the more i try to understand girls, the less i understand girls

if i had to describe them with one word: WEIRD

  • 09.21.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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Man guys are so much easier to understand.

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Wait that did'n come out like I wanted it to. I'm not -blam!-.

  • 09.21.2004 1:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: HunTERminator
Man guys are so much easier to understand.


i know


guys are either

COOL
OKAY
or
STUPID

  • 09.21.2004 1:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: HunTERminator
Wait that did'n come out like I wanted it to. I'm not -blam!-.


fuk

  • 09.21.2004 1:52 PM PDT
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girls are nothing but sperm banks.

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Yeah...but we like to talk to each other in the language of Halo.

  • 09.21.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Octaian
girls are nothing but sperm banks.


hahahahahahahhaha


that just made my day

now i have to go call a couple of hot chicks i see in the mall, that!!!!

  • 09.21.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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GT: Greg Is So Hot

Lucky for me I'm a "girly man", so my girlfriend and I have these wonderful conversations about our social dilemas, how people are stupid, and Halo...
[Edit- Or do I just have a manly GF? *gasp]

Don't say a word.

[Edited on 9/21/2004 2:03:45 PM]

  • 09.21.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...

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Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...

maybe your right,

i am just a jealous, inconsiderate , prick when it comes to guys with my girl




maybe i should tell her ahead of time that his legs didn't completely break!

  • 09.21.2004 2:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...


sperm bank.

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Posted by: Octaian
Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...


sperm bank.


hahahah

she's also a girl




a girl that suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!

  • 09.21.2004 2:04 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

hmm weird.

  • 09.21.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...


It's also not uncommon that these friends-that-are-guys have Pinga's and that I'd say 77.7% of the time, want to use their Pinga Power on that girl.

I've been screwed over by a few too many girls-that-have-friends-that-are-guys.

Likewise, I've been that friend-thats-a-guy, sleeping with a girl behind her boyfriends back because its cruel, passionate, and reckless.

Most girls don't bite that badly.
But, be very careful which girls you decide to trust enough to love.

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Posted by: BadGrunt
hmm weird.


hmmmmm

small -blam!-

  • 09.21.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: SevenSEVENseveN
Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...


It's also not uncommon that these friends-that-are-guys have Pinga's and that I'd say 77.7% of the time, want to use their Pinga Power on that girl.

I've been screwed over by a few too many girls-that-have-friends-that-are-guys.

Likewise, I've been that friend-thats-a-guy, sleeping with a girl behind her boyfriends back because its cruel, passionate, and reckless.

Most girls don't bite that badly.
But, be very careful which girls you decide to trust enough to love.


this ones a -blam!- skank, then again, so is almost every girl

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Posted by: Octaian
Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...


sperm bank.


hahahah

she's also a girl




a girl that suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!


you mean pushed something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a lemon.

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Posted by: harderanharder88
Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...

maybe your right,

i am just a jealous, inconsiderate , prick when it comes to guys with my girl




maybe i should tell her ahead of time that his legs didn't completely break!


Maybe you should tell her that it's bothering you. It may not stop her from hanging out with him (which, it shouldn't do, because she has the right to not have to choose) But if she's doing "things" with him, then she shouldn't be doing "things" with you, and the other way around.

There's all I can do.

Sorry, I'm not much help.

  • 09.21.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
Posted by: harderanharder88
Posted by: Atsumi
Well you know, it isn't uncommon for girls to have friends that are guys...

maybe your right,

i am just a jealous, inconsiderate , prick when it comes to guys with my girl




maybe i should tell her ahead of time that his legs didn't completely break!


Maybe you should tell her that it's bothering you. It may not stop her from hanging out with him (which, it shouldn't do, because she has the right to not have to choose) But if she's doing "things" with him, then she shouldn't be doing "things" with you, and the other way around.

There's all I can do.

Sorry, I'm not much help.


-blam!-

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I've never had a girlfriend but I do have sisters. The youngest one has her hot friends over, I hear their conversations. HunTERminator is definitely right, guys are easier to understand than girls.

  • 09.21.2004 2:11 PM PDT