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Subject: Satisfying Your Mum Since...
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

A motto we've all known for many a year.
Since it is Mothers Day here in Blighty, I was wondering if someone from Bungie was available to....errm....satisfy my Mum*, since I forgot to get her a present. Quick response preferable.

*Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's.

  • 03.18.2012 8:17 AM PST
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dream as if you'll live forever and live as if you'll die today

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  • 03.18.2012 8:18 AM PST

Who the hell do you think I am?

No thank you.

  • 03.18.2012 8:21 AM PST

Key

You should get her a matching blue bar. You guys could go out and look so cute together!

  • 03.18.2012 8:22 AM PST
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
You should get her a matching blue bar. You guys could go out and look so cute together!


Hells bells, no! I wouldn't want to be seen with the woman. All I'm after is to invoke into action this statement Bungie keeps making.
Surely it isn't that hard to find someone from Bungie to doink my mother?

[Edited on 03.18.2012 8:28 AM PDT]

  • 03.18.2012 8:28 AM PST

What a hipster.

Posted by: deltahalo UK
Surely it isn't that hard to find someone from Bungie to doink my mother?
I'm sure they'll do it, but it's gonna cost you. Keep your options open...

...I'll do it for 5 pink t points.

  • 03.18.2012 8:39 AM PST
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The Black Chapter!

It's mothers' day?
Well, at least I know after the fact...

  • 03.18.2012 11:42 AM PST

Depends on how classy she is, I would imagine.

  • 03.18.2012 11:43 AM PST

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Well my mother is single. Think foman would interested?

  • 03.18.2012 11:44 AM PST

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Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
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And this time none of you will be left behind

Are you implying Bungie isn't already satisfying your mother?

  • 03.18.2012 2:29 PM PST
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Mate are you really trying to get your mum laid on B.Net? That's kind of disturbing ...

But OT What's her address ;)

  • 03.18.2012 2:44 PM PST

Posted by: deltahalo UK
*Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's.
I don't discriminate. Age is just another way of saying, experience.

  • 03.18.2012 2:47 PM PST

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

As you waste your breath complaining about life, Someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have.

If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.

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  • 03.18.2012 2:57 PM PST
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Posted by: deltahalo UK
*Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's.

There is such a thing as sexy/attractive women who are older than 50.

One example who is currently 58 years old.

  • 03.18.2012 3:16 PM PST

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Boo yaaa
Posted by: Radical Edward
Posted by: deltahalo UK
*Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's.

There is such a thing as sexy/attractive women who are older than 50.

One example who is currently 58 years old.

  • 03.18.2012 3:48 PM PST

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Does she put out?

  • 03.18.2012 3:50 PM PST

DMH

Posted by: Commander GX
Posted by: deltahalo UK
Surely it isn't that hard to find someone from Bungie to doink my mother?
I'm sure they'll do it, but it's gonna cost you. Keep your options open...

...I'll do it for 5 pink t points.
Stop doing what you're doing.

  • 03.18.2012 3:51 PM PST

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  • 03.18.2012 3:52 PM PST

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Just go out into the woods, and pick (2) flowers, and then give them to her. Then you're set.

  • 03.18.2012 3:53 PM PST