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Subject: I've discovered where our beloved sniper, Jun went!

I like video games, Jesus, music, and love my girlfriend. :) PM me, we'll talk.

I've finally figured out where Emile went.








... Time travel my friends.

That is the key to the question you've been asking in your mind over a year now my fellow halo-er!

Emile is a time traveler from the past. He constantly pursued Keyes and Hasley all throughout their journeys in search of Spartan Pupiles. Planting ideas of super-soldiers in their minds, beyond what the Spartan I's were capable of. Beyond their wildest dreams.

Sadly, Jun's hints were never noticed, and they picked dudes they guessed were lucky. Alas, Jun pushed even farther into the future and created:

Spoons.

Spartans
Preferably better than the
Old ones
Or
New ones that will be made in the future(Because Jun invented them too!)
Sacramento

Once he had lived a full life such as one only a true hero in the hearts of all bungie fans could live, he retired and became a Spartan III and helped Carter and friends in their journey with Noble VI.

There are many myths of him dying in an incident with Hasley. While it WAS in fact his Spartan III Armor, our friendly-ferocious-follower-of-awesomeness had merely TRAVELED into the future, cloned himself, brutally murdered the clone, and in a stroke of genius, put his clone-corpse in his suit of armor.



As a matter of fact, Jun has traveled back into our current time period, and is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of this keyboard that belongs to who knows is typing this! *wink wink!*

[Edited on 03.18.2012 11:47 PM PDT]

  • 03.18.2012 11:47 PM PDT

Of course!

  • 03.19.2012 12:05 AM PDT

"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart."

It all makes sense now.

  • 03.19.2012 2:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

This makes no sense, so it must be right.

  • 03.19.2012 8:50 AM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?


Posted by: HipiO7
This makes no sense, so it must be right.


I honestly laughed at this.

  • 03.19.2012 8:56 AM PDT
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I LOVE YOU!!!

Hey, I know you! Remember me? We were workin the keyes angle when equipment malfunction sent us both to the space bar on tatooine? Good thing 747 pulled us out before those nerf herders...
Oops. TMI for them...
He he... good times though.
....


...
Gotta go, someones tryin to do the AI slipspace thing again...

  • 03.19.2012 12:09 PM PDT


Posted by: otterboyz
Of course!

  • 03.19.2012 12:14 PM PDT

I like video games, Jesus, music, and love my girlfriend. :) PM me, we'll talk.

Of course I remember you!

And, damn slipspace!
Posted by: TrueLeaderofLove
Gotta go, someones tryin to do the AI slipspace thing again...

  • 03.19.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Just on another walkabout

I knew it I'm totally gonna send this to the local newspaper

  • 03.19.2012 12:49 PM PDT
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I LOVE YOU!!!

When will they learn?

So finally recognized how you been?
...Hey, did you ever get Hasely to... you know...

  • 03.19.2012 12:50 PM PDT

If it all makes sense now.
And if I have seen the answer.

Why am I so confused?

  • 03.19.2012 12:53 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: wolfy 9r9r
As a matter of fact, Jun has traveled back into our current time period, and is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of this keyboard that belongs to who knows is typing this! *wink wink!*

Could you bring me a Banshee please? But in all seriousness, this makes so much sense it has to be right.

  • 03.19.2012 1:16 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

ming = blown!

Next you'll be telling me that he's come back to our time and is currently on Master Chef.

*turns on BBC2 with paranoid look*

  • 03.19.2012 2:23 PM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz


Posted by: ajw34307
ming = blown!

Next you'll be telling me that he's come back to our time and is currently on Master Chef.

*turns on BBC2 with paranoid look*

Jun has used the power of his MJOLNIR Mk.V armour to REALLY compress that pancake flat! Wow!

  • 03.19.2012 2:42 PM PDT

Love playing custom games?

Well come join Customs Evolved

We are group dedicated to playing custom games, map testing, game nights, etc. Anyone is welcomed to join, and we hope to have as much fun as possible!

Posted by: wolfy 9r9r
I've finally figured out where Emile went.

Ya don't say?

  • 03.19.2012 2:54 PM PDT
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Heh... You seem to be getting the two of us confused...
Total ROFLCOPTER!

  • 03.19.2012 3:00 PM PDT

face palm ftw

  • 03.19.2012 3:01 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

I find many plots are easier to understand if you assume everyone is a Time lord.

  • 03.19.2012 3:12 PM PDT

there is one issue... there is no spoon.

  • 03.19.2012 3:31 PM PDT

Why try, when you can win? Anything is possible.

Why didn't I see this before???

  • 03.19.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Because of this new information, there need not be anymore discussion of Jun and his whereabouts. Jun is everywhere.

  • 03.19.2012 4:22 PM PDT

My main xbox gamertag is Jrman16753
Do you like intelligent debating? Join secular sevens.
Do you love space and astormony join space explorers.
My name is Jordan, I like video games, books, films, history, science, politics, geography and religion.
Never stop learning and always question.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Sapere aude

Seems legit.

  • 03.19.2012 5:02 PM PDT
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Wait a minute... are you Jun too? Dude we should hang! I've always thought I'm the best wingman in the world. This is gonna be great!
...

Wait does this mean all the chicks are Jun too?

  • 03.20.2012 2:30 AM PDT

I lol'd so much at Sacramento.

  • 03.20.2012 6:24 AM PDT

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