- DE4THINC4RN4TE
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- Honorable Member
Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.
"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."
Dear DeeJ,
Due to your ignorance of my inquiry concerning Easter eggs in Mail Sack 9 (pg. 4), I have become quite depressed. Through a series of somewhat maddening events, ultimately caused by you, I was forced to cover myself in peanut butter and bacon grease; then I was made to roll around in my 77 gallon tank of M&M's. I cried in the corner of my bedroom for three hours as clowns filed through and laughed at me. This has left me a broken person, and I hope your sorry for the tragedies you've caused.
On a related note, I'm going to stand outside my highschool on April Fools day dressed as a robot (almost done with the costume) holding a sign that says "Will d0 r0b0t things f0r $." on one side and that "010110001" talk on the other for all the busses and cars to see. Your thoughts on this? Preferably Urks thoughts on this?
Finally, I hope you do not reply to this letter because you feel the immense guilt bestoyed upon you by the previous paragraph, but because you (now) know that I am not out of peanut butter, bacon grease, and M&M's. Plus I know where you work.
Sincerely (and somewhat remorsefully),
DE4THINC4RN4TE
Ps. I'm referring to Fallout Bunker Delta, NOT the Bellevue Offices, just so where clear. Yeah, that's right, I know about that place.