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Subject: You know you stink at Halo when...
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-You kill Captain Keyes (PoA).
-You kill Captain Keyes (T&R).
-You drive into the ocean on Silent Cartographer.
-Marines kill you for grenades.
-You get killed by the first 3 grunts on PoA.
-You get killed by a mass of infection forms.
-You spend hours looking for Master Chief's feet.
-You try to get into a Wraith tank on T&R.
-You try and find the banshee on Silent Cartographer.
-You try and kill 343 Guilty Spark.
-You kill the sentinals on the Library.
-You try to kill the Keyes Blob.

  • 05.15.2004 8:25 AM PDT
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Yeah, I am guilty of all of the above.

  • 05.15.2004 8:27 AM PDT
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- Hunters play pinball with you.
- You try to kill a plasma sword elite with only melee.

  • 05.15.2004 8:29 AM PDT

Gt:dougotgame33
Posted by: b00m_headshot
They didn't tell us what it was it could have been anything. Frankie gets scared easy incase you didn't know.

-BH-

Been here 6 years, been blacklisted 6 times, that's why I'm not Mythic.

>you think the plasma pistol roks
>u get killed by ur 3 yr old cousin
>u jump out of the banshee in mid air
>u let the flood kill u thinkin they r goin to help u
>it takes u 4 months to beat campaign on easy
>when u kill ur own marines

  • 05.15.2004 8:31 AM PDT
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Not to be a smartass or anything but on the beginning of two betrayals you look down on the bridge you see a reflection.

Ahaha! I found the chiefs feet. Feer mi n00bniss

  • 05.15.2004 8:34 AM PDT
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You dont neccicarily suck if you captain keys on the Pillar of Autumn!! It is really fun shooting the marines when they wont die!! They scream and bleed all over the place! Then you run out of ammo and your screwed!

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-You actually have to listen to Cortana
-You’ve ran yourself over with a ghost, or the tank
-You’ve killed yourself trying to shot an elite behind an energy shield
-You've stuck a grenade to your feet
-You can't avoid needler rounds

  • 05.15.2004 8:42 AM PDT
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- When you dont no how to shoot the gun

- When you cant even get in the waethog ( even though it says press X )

- When you dont even no what halo is

- Whhen you see a message on your screen saying " YOU SUCK AT HALO!!! "

  • 05.15.2004 8:42 AM PDT
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Just for the record - i have killed a sword elite with only melee, and i didn't hit him in the back, and it was on legendary

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  • 05.15.2004 8:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Almstask8r515
>you think the plasma pistol roks
>u get killed by ur 3 yr old cousin
>u jump out of the banshee in mid air
>u let the flood kill u thinkin they r goin to help u
>it takes u 4 months to beat campaign on easy
>when u kill ur own marines

The plasma pistol does "rok" you moron. It fires faster than the plasma rifle plus it has charge-up. I never play legendary without having a plasma pistol with me, and I've beaten most legendary levels without dying, the plasma pistol is a good gun, maybe you stink for thinking it isn't, you probably don't require the skill necessary to use it properly...

  • 05.15.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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you think the plasma pistol rocks which it does
thats ignorant if you think that way

yes it does rock helps so much on killing elites faster. fire charged pistol kill shields then fill them with lead. whats so bad about the plasma pistol?

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  • 05.15.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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lol we said the same thing
at the same time

  • 05.15.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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this should be

You know your high and playing halo when:

cuz i do that ALWAYS when im high, its so funny

  • 05.15.2004 9:14 AM PDT
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-When you fall off a cliff in a warthog, bail out, and when you flip it over you end up killing yourself.

-When you get killed by a plasma shield.

-When you get crushed by a blast door on PoA

-On easy, when you follow the first elite into that room and he shoots you to death.

-When you can't beat the begining of silent cartographer on legendary, (the marines can do the work...)

-When you suck at it.

-When a single floodling can kill you

-When you throw plasma grenades on your marines and try to melee them off.

  • 05.15.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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-You get killed by a grunts melee.*
- Kill yourself with the bouncing grenade glitch.
- You fall off the elevators.
- You use a rocket launcher to try and kill flood spores.
- You attempt to kill a Flood Fighter who has a rocket launcher with only melee.

* I know this can't happen, but so what?

  • 05.15.2004 9:21 AM PDT
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-You search for the Yellow Banshee.
-You get run over by a Elite in a banshee on Easy AotCR.
-You run away from the grunts.
-Grunts fall asleep when you enter the room.
-You flip a warthog on yourself.

  • 05.15.2004 9:26 AM PDT

Posted by: MasterCheif117
You dont neccicarily suck if you captain keys on the Pillar of Autumn!! It is really fun shooting the marines when they wont die!! They scream and bleed all over the place! Then you run out of ammo and your screwed!


Another thing that's really fun to do with the marines, is to try to push each and every one of them down into the "pit" at the front of the bridge.

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-You can't see invisible sword elites
-You can figure out why the dot in the middle of the screen keeps turning red
-You chase elites when they dive off a bridged
-You've been ran over by a turret (this has happened to me)

  • 05.15.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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- You try to get Marines to drive the Warthog.
- You run off a ledge thinking you will be able to fly.
- You try to fly a pelican.
- You dont understand what a woman voice is doing in your head.
- You try to snipe with a shotgun.
- You think the sniper rifle is ment for close up battles.

  • 05.15.2004 9:35 AM PDT
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When you beat the game and at the ending video you go " What in the hell is that some kind of hoola hoop."

  • 05.15.2004 9:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: Crazy Grunt
- You try to get Marines to drive the Warthog.
- You run off a ledge thinking you will be able to fly.
- You try to fly a pelican.
- You dont understand what a woman voice is doing in your head.
- You try to snipe with a shotgun.
- You think the sniper rifle is ment for close up battles.

The sniper rifle can be used at close range if you have the skill. When playing on chill out my friend uses the sniper rifle constantly, you must have skill to use it though. The sniper rifle is more deadly than the shotgun at close range if you know what you're doing. So you're wrong about that....

  • 05.15.2004 9:37 AM PDT
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oops, double post

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you run a ghost over the gap in AOTCR thinking it will float across

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  • 05.15.2004 9:37 AM PDT
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Speaking of the end of the game, did anyone notice that the elite grabs Sgt. Johnson’s butt?

  • 05.15.2004 9:38 AM PDT
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-When you drive the warthog down the waterfall in Halo.
-When you hide from the covenant in a crashed human life pod.
-When you try to follow the monitor into the holes in the walls.
-You try and blast open a blast door.

  • 05.15.2004 9:40 AM PDT

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