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Subject: What Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's real reason is for working at Bungie.
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"A life lived for others is the only life worth living" - Albert Einstein

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"Always my pleasure to be lazy." - InvasionImminent

Through thorough investigation, I've found that there is only one logical explanation for him to work at Bungie. It's the perfect place to continue development for this detector.

[Edited on 03.21.2012 10:17 PM PDT]

  • 03.21.2012 8:54 PM PDT

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That's crazy never would have guessed

  • 03.21.2012 8:56 PM PDT

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I don't know, but I don't need a reason, working for Bungie is a dream to make true for me. ;p

  • 03.21.2012 9:02 PM PDT

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It all makes sense now...

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is trying to keep gorilla out of his laboratory!

So mean! All that gorilla wants to do is to party!

  • 03.21.2012 9:14 PM PDT

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It makes sense...^_^

  • 03.21.2012 9:20 PM PDT
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He's there to understand the players and then pass that understanding to the rest of the Bungie team.

  • 03.21.2012 9:22 PM PDT


Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
It all makes sense now...

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is trying to keep gorilla out of his laboratory!

So mean! All that gorilla wants to do is to party!
Unless Honeydew is the Gorilla....

  • 03.21.2012 9:33 PM PDT
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

lol, genius :)

  • 03.21.2012 10:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: LordMonkey
Unless Honeydew is the Gorilla....
That makes complete sense. Creating a faulty gorilla detecting device so that he makes people have a false sense of security... Genius.
Posted by: Jujubes
He's there to understand the players and then pass that understanding to the rest of the Bungie team.
That's what they want you to think. Open your eyes to the tru7h!

[Edited on 03.21.2012 10:16 PM PDT]

  • 03.21.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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This thread is win!

On a side note, that gorilla reminds me of that Safety Freak episode... you don't suppose the 2 gorillas are related? Maybe there's going to be another planet of the apes!! :o It would explain their presence underwater and in laboratories!!

Also, isn't the webmaster of Bungie.net a gorilla?

OMG! They're taking over!

  • 03.21.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sliding Ghost
On a side note, that gorilla reminds me of that Safety Freak episode... you don't suppose the 2 gorillas are related? Maybe there's going to be another planet of the apes!! :o It would explain their presence underwater and in laboratories!!
It's a possibility! We must prepare!

Also, isn't the webmaster of Bungie.net a gorilla?That's the joke!

  • 03.21.2012 10:30 PM PDT

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the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

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Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

Posted by: LordMonkey
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
It all makes sense now...

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is trying to keep gorilla out of his laboratory!

So mean! All that gorilla wants to do is to party!
Unless Honeydew is the Gorilla....
It's like Jekyll and Hyde. Creepy.

  • 03.21.2012 11:46 PM PDT

"Dude, what are you doing right now?"
"Uhh... Heh, my mom."
"Dude... What?"

Sounds like a show.

  • 03.21.2012 11:55 PM PDT

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Great thread.

Saved

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  • 03.21.2012 11:58 PM PDT
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The Black Chapter!

Posted by: Sliding Ghost
Also, isn't the webmaster of Bungie.net a gorilla?
No, he's a man in a gorilla suit, wearing a jetpack and a sweet hat.

  • 03.22.2012 2:41 AM PDT

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LOL, it totally makes since now.

  • 03.22.2012 3:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
It all makes sense now...

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is trying to keep gorilla out of his laboratory!

So mean! All that gorilla wants to do is to party!
No. The Webmaster's plans are being secretly created within his intensive partying. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew knows about this and is currently foiling his plans!

  • 03.22.2012 4:23 AM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

Nah, I don't think that's the case. I believe he simply wanted to be called Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in an official capacity.

  • 03.22.2012 4:26 AM PDT

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Its...Its... Its genius!

  • 03.22.2012 5:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Junkboy
No. The Webmaster's plans are being secretly created within his intensive partying. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew knows about this and is currently foiling his plans!
No! We must stop him!

  • 03.22.2012 8:18 AM PDT

DMH

Lol, very nice OP, you've solved the case!

  • 03.22.2012 8:22 AM PDT
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Shhh, he'll hear you.

  • 03.22.2012 10:15 AM PDT

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Shhh, he'll hear you.
There goes Honeydew again, pretending you can hear text on a screen.

  • 03.22.2012 10:16 AM PDT

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Shhh, he'll hear you.
There goes Honeydew again, pretending you can hear text on a screen.
He's pretending.. How come I can hear it?!

  • 03.22.2012 10:20 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

EDIT: wait, no-it's working.
I makes sense now...

[Edited on 03.22.2012 11:03 AM PDT]

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