- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Ok little Timmy, I am gonna make this easy on you.
Go up to your mommy and tell her how good you did on you 3rd grade report card, then tell her how much you love her. (She will give you money) Then you put it somewhere safe.
Then, this next step is a doozy, get off your lazy ass and do some chores. (She will give you money) If your family doesn't do the allowance thing, or just hate you because of your terrible grammar or love for exclamtion points and question marks, then go to a neighbor and rake their yard, or shovel their dog's poop. (They will give you money, unless they hate you too, which in that case your screwed) Put all the money you "earn" (yeah, new concept) in a safe place or maybe even, a bank and repeat the process. After a while you might have a decent amount of money saved up and your parents might help you get a 360 after you show some responsibilty.
But when life lesson's have to be explained over a Halo 3 forum... your screwed anyway, your better off trying to steal one.