Oh I Know... I love you.
So then Noodle said [it ends]
And flood were already gone like everybody realized.
halo? hmmm :)
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747 Cradled Forge: initiated construct sequence gh2smelue...
Meaning within ehh.
Love in all directions.
You've been buffed.
Honestly, bungie future database, has to be guarded by 7 gold form sword elites... and you expted flood. Guarding an in game quack fest putting it there as a "duckbilled platypus" and guarding it with 7 gold elites is bungie style. [Having it be more and recognizable as one is more so.
Did hasely know? [Yes, how else were they locked in her structure they couldn't breach]
The elites changed sides? [Yes, just explained this bungie = time ninjas, they are elites]
Whats your favorite halo 1 level? [Silent cartographer.]
What if we make a game around the story of that level, tell a bit about the future and give it to marines cause chief is busy? [ODST]
Why is chief busy? [How bout we include Johnson and say it happened during H2 when He leaves in game in the second level a bonus "hidden" level, from the future?
{censored for your own protection}
Why did chief...? [Programming error]
Cleanup is on you. [Ok lets just...]
Now give them the noodle. [Just did]
Good.
Also its probably the reason Cortana's "blind" jump landed at halo.
(The future just loomed from the past. Twice... or 3 times.... .......7?)
Ninja say: And mabey they didn't explain it because time cops from bungie are like "Don't do that."[why] "A platypus thought of it once." [what] "Don't do it." [did you forget] "No it just hasn't happed yet." [why does a platypus quack?] "Once a long time ago in a galaxy far away... a ninja awakened. Chuck Norris thought he was Bruce Lee. The ninja used the force and fixed the error." [wow] "Its like that time someone said halo was chiefs life." [gasp] "He was noodled." [sounds bad] "No the platypus stopped that." [I get it.] "Be carefull if you noodle me."
[I can noodle...] "Oh..." [So we gotta...] "No just explained that" [but that means...] "Yes resistance was futile." [...] "I Love you. Remember the goal is to complete illumination." [doesn't that...] "Look do you wanna be a ninja?" [sigh... let them eat cake] "Wow" [then take a group of ninjas to celebrate with them] "..." [then send...] "OK" [lets find out who gives good fruit and recruit them] "Ok" [lets let everyone else eat cake] "..." [Meanwhile I'll go and] "Wow" [hey since they don't know why not make it public?] "..." [and keep it secret] "ROTFLOL" [told you, total roflcopter] "Needs more..." [done] "Wow" [ok]
The ninja stepped back and admired his work. People thought he was letting them use him as juice. He laughed at the impeding noodling he would do. A platypus quacked and he thanked ....... for noodle. Then the ninja combined forces with Chuck Norris. They trained many more ninjas.
After using {...error censored for your own protection....} the world was fixed and all was well.
Noodle woke up.
wow
I love You [b]
So then the elites conform to the plan then. Everybody has to update. Elites become born as humans and join forerunner mantle.
Proof.
[.......]
hehehehehehehehahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa haaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
[Edited on 04.14.2012 3:25 PM PDT]