- Tookurdignity
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"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-
By starting a thread as to how to become popular, you are insuating that you have no popularity and thusly shallow since you wish for popularity.
By have said thread with a grammatically incorrect title, you show you have no concern for the rules, thus rebellious and somewhat callous.
By having these qualities you have just exhibited the same qualities as a popular person. By downing yourself everyone else will try to help you which gives you attention, which further increases your popularity. By having a respected forum ninja such as Foman post in your thread, you achieve greater levels of popularity.
You, dear user, are now popular and thus your earlier reasons to begin this thread are void thus you are wrong, but you won't care thus insuing greater popularity levels.
Hope this helps and remember: logic is fun.