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Subject: Ninja's

yas334229812

So we all know that Ninja's are quite sneaky, and their initiation process and their secret group and new secret group. And whatever.

But one thing i have noticed is that we do not know a single thing about the MASTER FORUM NINJAS. I mean they must have an initiation, that even the normal ninja's do not know of. And what about their secret group. That must be even well hidden than the Ninja group.

So Community, how does one become a Master Forum Ninja.

  • 03.27.2012 6:46 PM PDT

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  • 03.27.2012 6:47 PM PDT

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1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

Wet Noodle.

*Shivers*

It's too horrible to even describe.

  • 03.27.2012 6:47 PM PDT

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  • 03.27.2012 6:48 PM PDT

Ninjas, is just Ninjas in the the plural. You accidentally used the possessive form by saying "Ninja's"

Master Forum Ninjas are just Forum Ninjas that Bungie likes a little bit more than regular Ninjas. There are only like 9.

  • 03.27.2012 6:49 PM PDT

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Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

One must become whole with the wet noodle.

  • 03.27.2012 6:52 PM PDT

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3 people appear to have been kicked from the new secret group.

They had 23 people.

  • 03.27.2012 6:54 PM PDT

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No... masters are just trusted with more tools than the normal ones are.

  • 03.27.2012 6:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.


This. There is no record of such initiation rites as they aren't written down except...No I daren't reveal it here...there are dire consequences and I shall not face them just to satiate your thirst for the obscure. Let's just say it involves the magic of orbital bombardment.

  • 03.27.2012 6:56 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.

I see you have yet to do that. Are you prepared for it's wetness

  • 03.27.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?


Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.
Sounds icky.

  • 03.27.2012 7:02 PM PDT

yas334229812

A petty ninja like you would know nothing about such things. You are as ignorant of them as we are of you.

Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.

  • 03.27.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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You just have to be in the right groups that they frequent to get to "know" them

  • 03.27.2012 7:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: risay_117
A petty ninja like you would know nothing about such things. You are as ignorant of them as we are of you.

Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.
Who do you think applies the noodle?

  • 03.27.2012 7:13 PM PDT

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I believe the Master Ninja requirements are pretty much like the Elite. In order to be Master Ninjas they must have had to ban a lot of dirty members.

Ofcourse, this is just especulation, I really have no idea how to achieve this place.

[Edited on 03.27.2012 7:20 PM PDT]

  • 03.27.2012 7:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.
Glad we got that all cleared up... Now is this noodle always wet, and whole wheat? I'm having some trouble figuring this one out

  • 03.27.2012 7:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

"Applies the noodle" is probably the best term. I can just imagine it being said in a dramatic and sinister voice.

[Edited on 03.27.2012 7:32 PM PDT]

  • 03.27.2012 7:24 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
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tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: bobcast
One must become whole with the wet noodle.


So what are you waiting for?!

  • 03.27.2012 7:26 PM PDT
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I LOVE YOU!!!

I believe ninjas have ways of hiding out in the open, while executing teamwork, and altering space time, IN Forum... while proving it, keeping it secret, and public... while saving the U.

I am here. Giving love. While fending of attacks. Thus I must .......b.......
I Love You!!!! :D


The problem is I hid my ninja card in an alternate U. Then someone brought it back. Now I'm trying to remember... "How do I call for council not war"

Love is the answer. Love and a group of timetravelling with ninjas who have combined omnipotence. They must work for...

[Edited on 03.27.2012 11:34 PM PDT]

  • 03.27.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: TrueLeaderofLove
I believe ninjas have ways of hiding out in the open, while executing teamwork, and altering space time, IN Forum... while proving it, keeping it secret, and public... while saving the U.
I Love You!!!! :D

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OT: I wanna expirence the wet noodling

  • 03.27.2012 7:36 PM PDT

yas334229812

Then if one becomes master ninja via becoming one with the wet noodle then how do they become an employee. Stosh must have done something.

  • 03.27.2012 9:14 PM PDT

There are only two options...

Death or Bungie?

  • 03.27.2012 9:26 PM PDT

Name's WIlliam,

For the love of God it's pronounced mister-shag, not misters-hag.

I love the fact they are "ninjas." I completely haven't even thought about that for years lol but it made me laugh.

  • 03.27.2012 9:31 PM PDT

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  • 03.27.2012 10:42 PM PDT

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