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Subject: Halo's REAL story

hey bungie :) The other day me and my friend Oliver were playing the first halo and i was whacking a grunts dead body (because the blood sprays EVERYWHERE when you hit a dead enemy) any way, I was hitting a grunt and then Oliver said "hey you know what? It looks like grape juice!" and then i said "maybe the whole entire covenant has grape juice for blood and all their vehicles and weapons are powered by grape juice. and none of it is real. BUT the master chief doesn't know it he thinks its all real. But its actually an advertisment for a grape juice company called "The Covenant" and they made grape juice aliens and grape juice veicles for the chief to fight. And the world of halo is actually a HUGE tv set that"the covenant use for chief" but he still thinks its real" and so Bungie, me and Oliver where wondering... is that the REAL story for halo??? lots of less than threes, Cody

  • 03.29.2012 4:08 AM PDT

-Watertribe-

Are you 11?

  • 03.29.2012 4:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Something tells me you're being serious...

  • 03.29.2012 9:17 AM PDT

OMG u are so... *FacePalm*

  • 03.29.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Straight from the wandering mind of Watson 203

*Facepalms, shakes head*
I worry for the generations younger than me

  • 03.29.2012 1:14 PM PDT

I love you [b]

This proves it. Shhh. Its a secret. Umm what if Chief is watching the covies watch him and is.... error 117...
Who does that make bungie?
Quack!
(You may resume palming face.)
ps. something about ...you want see -


[Edited on 03.29.2012 4:22 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2012 3:44 PM PDT

At least it was amusing to read.

  • 03.29.2012 3:48 PM PDT

-Can't Wait For Bungie's Next Game_


Posted by: Avatar Korra
Are you 11?

  • 03.29.2012 4:17 PM PDT
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O-3 US Army Reserves AMEDD APMC
"To conserve the fighting strength!"

Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

I think my brain is bleeding.

  • 03.29.2012 4:18 PM PDT

I love you [b]

Sorry show god love give god love. Show Love. = I Love god !!! the Most!!! show love!!! Shows I love God The most You show me equal love!!! so love you [b] !!! I Hope you have a good time please pardon quack in progress!!!
123 Lifting loyalty States I live you for you!!! I Love You !!!

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  • 03.29.2012 4:36 PM PDT


Posted by: bobcast
I think my brain is bleeding.


Damn, even the Ninjas are all over the OP.

  • 03.29.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Oly Oly Oxen Free

I am ashamed to say this might be in the correct forum.


  • 03.29.2012 4:55 PM PDT

No im not being serious but it would be hilarious if it was true

  • 04.02.2012 2:09 AM PDT

I'm Gourlay, I'm only here because I didn't know we had the option to leave.


Posted by: kingofsouls0
hey bungie :) The other day me and my friend Oliver were playing the first halo and i was whacking a grunts dead body (because the blood sprays EVERYWHERE when you hit a dead enemy) any way, I was hitting a grunt and then Oliver said "hey you know what? It looks like grape juice!" and then i said "maybe the whole entire covenant has grape juice for blood and all their vehicles and weapons are powered by grape juice. and none of it is real. BUT the master chief doesn't know it he thinks its all real. But its actually an advertisment for a grape juice company called "The Covenant" and they made grape juice aliens and grape juice veicles for the chief to fight. And the world of halo is actually a HUGE tv set that"the covenant use for chief" but he still thinks its real" and so Bungie, me and Oliver where wondering... is that the REAL story for halo??? lots of less than threes, Cody


You just made Halo seem like a really bad game to play and that its for little kids with one thread. I hate you.

  • 04.02.2012 9:32 AM PDT

This looks like This? No.


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  • 04.02.2012 10:40 AM PDT

Cave Johnson here, we're done!

PS: If you are reading this comment while imagining my voice, don't panic. That's just a side effect of the testing.


Posted by: bobcast
I think my brain is bleeding.


Is it bleeding grape juice?

  • 04.02.2012 11:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Tactical Pancake
"I'd have to say Lockout was the worst"


I'm pretty sure that's heresy, and that it conflicts with the "Code of Manliness" - page 792, section E subsection D paragraph 3.2. I suggest you relay that statement.

heheheh

  • 04.02.2012 2:25 PM PDT

[Death to all who appose of me...]


Posted by: bobcast
I think my brain is bleeding.

I think that's grape juice...not blood.





Fail, i didnt see the guy 2 posts above me -_- I feel as though my brain IS grape juice.

[Edited on 04.02.2012 3:36 PM PDT]

  • 04.02.2012 3:33 PM PDT
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to paramedics. Trust me, I'm a pilot.

I don't know what to say about this.....

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  • 04.02.2012 4:47 PM PDT

"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart."

Obvious troll thread is obvious.

  • 04.02.2012 4:53 PM PDT

ummmmm...........trololololololololololol, that was a good one, made my day...Just wait until you grow up and look back at this thread and you'll lol like the rest of us

  • 04.02.2012 6:00 PM PDT

HUZRAH NU, KUL DO OD, WAH AN, BOK, LINGRAH VOD AHRK FIN TEY, BOZIK FUN DO FIN GEIN

...I feel violated now, because of this.

  • 04.02.2012 6:42 PM PDT
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Be nice to noobs..Remember even MLG players were noobs at one point.

I think my IQ just dropped a few points...Oh well off to get some grape juice.

  • 04.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

lol im 15 and i lol at this already

  • 04.03.2012 2:55 AM PDT

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