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Subject: whats the funniest thing you ever heard??
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well for me it was from a friend that said "i'm in a debate class, i guess you can call me the master-debater".

  • 09.21.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lordcheif15
well for me it was from a friend that said "i'm in a debate class, i guess you can call me the master-debater".



I've had classmates say that one, too.

I'm not sure about the funniest I've heard EVER, but just a few days ago after football practice, I was leaving, and my coach says, "Hey, your dad's waiting outside." I give him this funny look and say, "But . . . my dad's out of town." He says, "Oh? Well whose that then? (peeks out door) Oh, it's your mom!"

Had a good chuckle over that one.

  • 09.21.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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That my ex-girlfriend became addicted to meth after years of heavy drug usage (was a Christian girl when I started and ended our relaionship) and began screwing around with her dealer when her money ran out. Her dad, the cop, found out about her usage and her relationship and organized a bust on the guys house which was full of meth and was a heavy trafficing area. When they stormed the dealer's house, he was shot and killed. But to put the icing on the cake, he was HIV positive and transmitted the disease to my ex-girlfriend and had impregnated her. She killed herself. HA!

  • 09.21.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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That my ex-girlfriend became addicted to meth after years of heavy drug usage (was a Christian girl when I started and ended our relaionship) and began screwing around with her dealer when her money ran out. Her dad, the cop, found out about her usage and her relationship and organized a bust on the guys house which was full of meth and was a heavy trafficing area. When they stormed the dealer's house, he was shot and killed. But to put the icing on the cake, he was HIV positive and transmitted the disease to my ex-girlfriend and had impregnated her. She killed herself. HA!


Wow.

  • 09.21.2004 9:29 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

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Posted by: DeaconsUsername
That my ex-girlfriend became addicted to meth after years of heavy drug usage (was a Christian girl when I started and ended our relaionship) and began screwing around with her dealer when her money ran out. Her dad, the cop, found out about her usage and her relationship and organized a bust on the guys house which was full of meth and was a heavy trafficing area. When they stormed the dealer's house, he was shot and killed. But to put the icing on the cake, he was HIV positive and transmitted the disease to my ex-girlfriend and had impregnated her. She killed herself. HA!


Wow.

Double wow.
I don't think that classifies as funny, dude. That's just sad, and a bit unnerving. Not something to laugh about.

  • 09.21.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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I definately think it deserves to be laughed at. I mean, they BOTH died. Three if you count the baby.

  • 09.21.2004 9:44 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Edit- All right, that is DEFINITELY not funny. Let's steer this away from death, all right? NO ONE, and I repeat NO ONE should find dying babies the LEAST bit humorous.

Ok, let's get back to something funny, and steer ourselves away from that...
Click on the links in my sig. Those are definitely some of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Oh, and the funnyjunk one has a whole website attached. Check it all out.

[Edited on 9/21/2004 9:46:03 PM]

  • 09.21.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: DeaconsUsername
I definately think it deserves to be laughed at. I mean, they BOTH died. Three if you count the baby.


You had better believe I laughed. Not at the story, I was rather indifferent to that, but at your placement of the story.

5/5

  • 09.21.2004 9:45 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

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Posted by: DeaconsUsername
I definately think it deserves to be laughed at. I mean, they BOTH died. Three if you count the baby.


You had better believe I laughed. Not at the story, I was rather indifferent to that, but at your placement of the story.

5/5

There's another thing; every single one of Obbi's posts in existence. It's all good...

  • 09.21.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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the goal is in sight!!!...lol

  • 09.21.2004 9:49 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Lordcheif15
the goal is in sight!!!...lol

No, a bit more gravelly on the gooooaaaall.
The gooooaaaall is in sight!

  • 09.21.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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The short story "Guts."

I listened to a public reading by the author. Funniest. Thing. Ever.

You're going to vomit when you hear it - either from disgust or laughter - or a combination of both.

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the goooaaaaalll is in sight!!!!....... gotcha.. haha

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Posted by: Lordcheif15
the goal is in sight!!!...lol


meh -

It got me to smile, but not much else.

  • 09.21.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Lordcheif15
the goal is in sight!!!...lol


meh -

It got me to smile, but not much else.


well it made my day...

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Posted by: Lordcheif15
the goal is in sight!!!...lol


meh -

It got me to smile, but not much else.


well it made my day...


The mirror always makes my day.

  • 09.21.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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the gooooaaaal is in sight

  • 09.22.2004 9:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
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Posted by: Lordcheif15
the goal is in sight!!!...lol


meh -

It got me to smile, but not much else.


well it made my day...


The mirror always makes my day.


Really? It makes my day worse.

  • 09.22.2004 9:58 AM PDT
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i wonder who invented the finger?

  • 09.22.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lordcheif15
i wonder who invented the finger?


As in the middle finger?

It was used as a defiant gesture when X Group of Guys threatened to cut off Y Group of Guys' middle fingers for doing Z.

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Posted by: Lordcheif15
well for me it was from a friend that said "i'm in a debate class, i guess you can call me the master-debater".


thats not funy dude. at all.

  • 09.22.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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Well looks like we're just going to have to eat the cerrial and crap it out or arses later.---------------------Some Mounty Python skitch.

  • 09.22.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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My friend and I are at this home coming thing. And theres this goth in the corner. She had green and black hair. Toyally dressed in black and looked really dark. She walked out of the corner. My friend spotted her.
My friend says to the goth: Hay, I hadnt seen ya move for awhile. Thought you dissapeared for a moment.
I said in response: She vas vaiting for za sun to go down.
It was really funny at the time not sure it still is.

  • 09.24.2004 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
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I definately think it deserves to be laughed at. I mean, they BOTH died. Three if you count the baby.


You had better believe I laughed. Not at the story, I was rather indifferent to that, but at your placement of the story.

5/5

You don't ever stand for something, do you Obbi? To you life is one bigass target for your sarcasm

  • 09.24.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Lordcheif15
i wonder who invented the finger?


As in the middle finger?

It was used as a defiant gesture when X Group of Guys threatened to cut off Y Group of Guys' middle fingers for doing Z.

Oh, oh, oh. I think I know. I've heard that it was after (/during) the hundred years war, when the French were cutting off British longbowmens' middle fingers so that they couldn't shoot anymore.

  • 09.24.2004 10:30 PM PDT

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