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Subject: The Truth About HFCS
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Posted by: ToastyWaffles
Posted by: HFCSucks
you guys should see the inside of hfcs right now. what a bunch of whining nerds.

im posting this from a disposable cell phone as i change locations, so please excuse any spelling errors. cant be too careful
Changing locations? Are they hunting you with pitchforks?
More like DDOS bots and a couple of hired thugs, but yes. I am in a secure location, though, and should be safe here for a little while longer.

  • 04.01.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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  • 04.01.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: HFCSucks

Posted by: ToastyWaffles
Posted by: HFCSucks
you guys should see the inside of hfcs right now. what a bunch of whining nerds.

im posting this from a disposable cell phone as i change locations, so please excuse any spelling errors. cant be too careful
Changing locations? Are they hunting you with pitchforks?
More like DDOS bots and a couple of hired thugs, but yes. I am in a secure location, though, and should be safe here for a little while longer.


You can't hide from the slingshot forever!

  • 04.01.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: HFCSucks
Sad to see that you guys would try to help the evil bastards of HFCS root out the one person who is on your side.

Fortunately, I have thought through everything and wanted to see if you guys would support or turn on me. I almost feel bad for Foman. But not really.
Nobody but Foman could be this smart as to devise an elaborate cover story and then cover the cover story!

  • 04.01.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

The only one that sneaky is.......*ERK!* [NOPE]

Posted by: HFCSucks
Sad to see that you guys would try to help the evil bastards of HFCS root out the one person who is on your side.

Fortunately, I have thought through everything and wanted to see if you guys would support or turn on me. I almost feel bad for Foman. But not really.


[Edited on 04.01.2012 1:43 PM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 1:42 PM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

Urk? Is that who you are trying to say?!
Posted by: PKF_647
The only one that sneaky is.......*ERK!* [NOPE]

Posted by: HFCSucks
Sad to see that you guys would try to help the evil bastards of HFCS root out the one person who is on your side.

Fortunately, I have thought through everything and wanted to see if you guys would support or turn on me. I almost feel bad for Foman. But not really.

  • 04.01.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Seems legit.

  • 04.01.2012 1:45 PM PDT

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I WAS SOCK

Posted by: RyanW
Friend pointed this out. Guess what is missing from Foman's account
Aw snap.

[Edited on 04.01.2012 1:46 PM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 1:45 PM PDT

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  • 04.01.2012 1:47 PM PDT

I had a good laugh.

  • 04.01.2012 1:48 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

This is the silliest thread I've ever seen.

  • 04.01.2012 1:49 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
This is the silliest thread I've ever seen.


You haven't been around very long, then.

  • 04.01.2012 1:49 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I don't want to be uberbanned! Please no!

  • 04.01.2012 1:52 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
This is the silliest thread I've ever seen.


You haven't been around very long, then.
Well, I wouldn't say the silliest, but the silliness is definitely at a very high level.

  • 04.01.2012 1:53 PM PDT

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  • 04.01.2012 1:53 PM PDT


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
This is the silliest thread I've ever seen.


You haven't been around very long, then.


This is going in the archive

  • 04.01.2012 1:53 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...


Posted by: Switchfoot4
One of the mods put a lot of work into this April Fools joke. The articles on that tumblr go all the way back to Febuary.

Edit: My favorite part

Not only that, but some of the posts are dated "2010."

  • 04.01.2012 1:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.


Posted by: RyanW
Friend pointed this out. Guess what is missing from Foman's account

Foman is missing the message user button in every one of his posts...

  • 04.01.2012 1:56 PM PDT

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You're right, it is silly. How this elusive mystery figure ever believed you would be fooled by his/her ridiculous, obvious lies is beyond me. I cannot help but giggle.
Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
This is the silliest thread I've ever seen.


Come on, everyone. Let us join together and laugh at this ludicrous person!

  • 04.01.2012 1:59 PM PDT

I've got an idea. Everyone join HFCS at once eventually they'll get so tired of having to deny and ban us that they'll give up and not do anything! Actually that sounded better in my head...

  • 04.01.2012 2:00 PM PDT


Posted by: Gods Prophet
obvious lies is beyond me.


Obvious lies? You don't sound so persuasive.

  • 04.01.2012 2:02 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

get tired? they lead no lives....i'm not getting banned

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
I've got an idea. Everyone join HFCS at once eventually they'll get so tired of having to deny and ban us that they'll give up and not do anything! Actually that sounded better in my head...

  • 04.01.2012 2:03 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

They have 1036 pages of uberbanned members. They must have a ton of money.

  • 04.01.2012 2:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Xd00999
Foman is missing the message user button in every one of his posts...
As if I would incriminate myself.

Now Gods Prophet; you've been mad at me and the rest of HFCS for years, and you are acting awfully suspicious in this thread.

Something you want to tell us, GP?

  • 04.01.2012 2:04 PM PDT

That's so funny!

  • 04.01.2012 2:05 PM PDT