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Subject: The Truth About HFCS


Posted by: Switchfoot4
Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You need to watch where you post and what you post. Someones on the lookout for you.

I'm still not 100% on this HFCSucks guy.

What if this thread is a trap designed by Bungie to bring out those who are intelligent enough to see through their HFCS lies so that they can be rid of us?

  • 04.01.2012 9:30 AM PDT

Incredible!

  • 04.01.2012 9:32 AM PDT

Hmm...

Am I on any lists anywhere?

  • 04.01.2012 9:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You were a shadow ninja? You were bound to HFCS? DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU'RE PART OF IT!
No!

I was a part of the AFEM team 3 years ago. I would not and never will stand for their evil! I accepted to join them so I could be a spy in the system, but there are more of them than I could have ever anticipated.

There are currently over 7000 Shadow Moderators. The database goes on for pages. It doesn't detail usernames, but it details join date as well as title bar.

They're all Mythics who joined before 2007.

We were fooled all along that there are only 200 Mythics? I... I feel betrayed.

  • 04.01.2012 9:37 AM PDT

For the record, I would tap that like like it was put-put golf. Like a college student opening a beer keg. Like a phone in the cold war. Like an oil company in a nature reserve. Like a goddamn telegraph.

Posted by: il uragano 3493
Seriously though, I'm fine with experimenting

Wow...this is hilarious.

Thread saved.

  • 04.01.2012 9:40 AM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

Posted by: UphillMercury
Happy April Fools, everyone! While convincing, it's fake, in my opinion. No one is really going to get access to the group and make an article like that. In my opinion, it was 'shopped.

This guy is obviously on the Uberbanlist.

  • 04.01.2012 9:40 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.


Posted by: tsassi2

Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You were a shadow ninja? You were bound to HFCS? DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU'RE PART OF IT!
No!

I was a part of the AFEM team 3 years ago. I would not and never will stand for their evil! I accepted to join them so I could be a spy in the system, but there are more of them than I could have ever anticipated.

There are currently over 7000 Shadow Moderators. The database goes on for pages. It doesn't detail usernames, but it details join date as well as title bar.

They're all Mythics who joined before 2007.

We were fooled all along that there are only 200 Mythics? I... I feel betrayed.
The conspiracy keeps getting deeper and deeper!

  • 04.01.2012 9:41 AM PDT


Posted by: H0FFman J
Posted by: UphillMercury
Happy April Fools, everyone! While convincing, it's fake, in my opinion. No one is really going to get access to the group and make an article like that. In my opinion, it was 'shopped.

This guy is obviously on the Uberbanlist.



Don't you ever say that! It's real!! It's real I tell ya!

  • 04.01.2012 9:42 AM PDT

lol

Just because this happens to fall on April Fools day, all of you are still oblivious to the truth.

  • 04.01.2012 9:43 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.


Posted by: SPRTN One One 7

Posted by: H0FFman J
Posted by: UphillMercury
Happy April Fools, everyone! While convincing, it's fake, in my opinion. No one is really going to get access to the group and make an article like that. In my opinion, it was 'shopped.

This guy is obviously on the Uberbanlist.



Don't you ever say that! It's real!! It's real I tell ya!
Don't even think about them HFCS, or else you'll find yourself BANT.

  • 04.01.2012 9:43 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

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Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: tsassi2

Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You were a shadow ninja? You were bound to HFCS? DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU'RE PART OF IT!
No!

I was a part of the AFEM team 3 years ago. I would not and never will stand for their evil! I accepted to join them so I could be a spy in the system, but there are more of them than I could have ever anticipated.

There are currently over 7000 Shadow Moderators. The database goes on for pages. It doesn't detail usernames, but it details join date as well as title bar.

They're all Mythics who joined before 2007.

We were fooled all along that there are only 200 Mythics? I... I feel betrayed.
The conspiracy keeps getting deeper and deeper!
Psh!
Obviously he's trolling!

>.>
<.<

  • 04.01.2012 9:44 AM PDT

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Posted by: tsassi2
We were fooled all along that there are only 200 Mythics? I... I feel betrayed.
Bungie.me is only tracking about 6500 members. Scroll down to the percentage wheel. Now think of the percentage of how many there actually are as a percentage of all the members on the site.

Dear guy below v - Sorry, quote malfunction

[Edited on 04.01.2012 9:51 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 9:46 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction


Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: Leprechaun209
We were fooled all along that there are only 200 Mythics? I... I feel betrayed.
Bungie.me is only tracking about 6500 members. Scroll down to the percentage wheel. Now think of the percentage of how many there actually are as a percentage of all the members on the site.
I didn't post that...

  • 04.01.2012 9:48 AM PDT

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Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
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One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: tsassi2
Oh god! We are screwed! But in all honesty, this was the best april fools joke I have seen in a really long time. Hardly ever have I had so much fun reading a blog.

This

  • 04.01.2012 9:51 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

Lol What is this?

just one question : What does HFCS stand for?

[Edited on 04.01.2012 9:52 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 9:52 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.


Posted by: ALI217
Lol What is this?

just one question : What does HFCS stand for?
High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Horror Fuel Charge Service.

  • 04.01.2012 9:54 AM PDT


Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You were a shadow ninja? You were bound to HFCS? DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU'RE PART OF IT!
No!

I was a part of the AFEM team 3 years ago. I would not and never will stand for their evil! I accepted to join them so I could be a spy in the system, but there are more of them than I could have ever anticipated.

There are currently over 7000 Shadow Moderators. The database goes on for pages. It doesn't detail usernames, but it details join date as well as title bar.

They're all Mythics who joined before 2007.

Whaaat? That's silly. Nothing to see here, folks.

  • 04.01.2012 9:56 AM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
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Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Since my short time as a Shadow Mod, I discovered it to actually be:
"Heavily Facetious Community Service"

  • 04.01.2012 9:56 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: SonicJohn
Since my short time as a Shadow Mod, I discovered it to actually be:
"Heavily Facetious Community Service"


I heard it is somehow related to Oni.

[Edited on 04.01.2012 9:59 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 9:59 AM PDT

You are all fools...FOOLS I SAY!

of course this was posted on april fools. Just to trick you all into believing that this is simply a joke...but no I see what they have done here exposing the truth in a joke just to mislead you all into believing this is a simple april fools joke.

  • 04.01.2012 9:59 AM PDT

I suspect llamas are secretly wizards. I <3 poptarts n' milk. I like me. Grimick is defined as: a logical parodox, the act of funnaling a potato down your throat, and a deliciously flavored muffin (with pecons and blueberries). Norway is the Swedish word for 'moron'. My sister has cancer, so i get to use handicap parking and cut small children in line at Disneyland.

"Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice."

"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."

Haha, that was a great read.

  • 04.01.2012 10:01 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.

Or... They tricked us into thinking it wasn't a joke since it is on April Fool's and everything is a joke so we were expecting them to do something legit to break the pattern and it is actually a joke and we were all just trolled by the ninjas wielding their unfathomable and tyrannical power.

  • 04.01.2012 10:02 AM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Posted by: SonicJohn
Since my short time as a Shadow Mod, I discovered it to actually be:
"Heavily Facetious Community Service"

Rule 7. Just remember that.

  • 04.01.2012 10:03 AM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

So many laughs.

  • 04.01.2012 10:11 AM PDT

Toasting some epic bread!

OT: Wow. I just knew HFCS was just a front for something more...sinister.

  • 04.01.2012 10:17 AM PDT