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Subject: The Truth About HFCS

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Q mad, bro?
Posted by: Qbix89

  • 04.01.2012 4:23 PM PDT
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  • 04.01.2012 4:23 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: halomaster10144
Didn't you guys kind of go out of your parameters by saying that you had our personal information?


How do they get our credit card info and 401k?

  • 04.01.2012 4:24 PM PDT

I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure making bank off the members sounds pretty solid.

April Fool's or not, let's get the ball rolling...

  • 04.01.2012 4:24 PM PDT
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  • 04.01.2012 4:25 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

At least we fooled you!!!
Posted by: SonicJohn
Q mad, bro?
Posted by: Qbix89

  • 04.01.2012 4:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Qbix89
At least we fooled you!!!
Posted by: SonicJohn
Q mad, bro?
Posted by: Qbix89

But... Why? :'<

  • 04.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Qbix89
At least we fooled you!!!
Posted by: SonicJohn
Q mad, bro?
Posted by: Qbix89


harsh joke.hurt harshly

  • 04.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Why did people report the OP? lol

  • 04.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT

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So HFCS is actually not a word...?

  • 04.01.2012 4:27 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Halo biggest fan
So HFCS is actually not a word...?


It's an acronym

  • 04.01.2012 4:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo biggest fan
So HFCS is actually not a word...?

I guess not, now it's back to High Fructose Corn Syrup...

  • 04.01.2012 4:28 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

Or both.
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Halo biggest fan
So HFCS is actually not a word...?


It's an acronym

  • 04.01.2012 4:28 PM PDT

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What really happened: They found out who the ninja who posted this was, he pleaded for mercy. They all agreed to play this off as an April Fool's joke.

  • 04.01.2012 4:29 PM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

I'm keeping the definition of HFCS in my signature now.

  • 04.01.2012 4:30 PM PDT
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Seriously, can a moderator please answer my original question? How were you guys within your boundaries by saying you had our information? While the entire rest of the blog/joke was funny (and very well put together), I was surprised that you guys would go that far.

  • 04.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT

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Posted by: Qbix89
Or both.
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Halo biggest fan
So HFCS is actually not a word...?


It's an acronym


April fools...

Its an acronym

  • 04.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I am pretty sure HFCS is an acronym.

;)

Posted by: Halo biggest fan
So HFCS is actually not a word...?

  • 04.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: halomaster10144
Seriously, can a moderator please answer my original question? How were you guys within your boundaries by saying you had our information? While the entire rest of the blog/joke was funny (and very well put together), I was surprised that you guys would go that far.


Let me ask you this, how do you think any members of the webteam go any of this info? Have you ever sent this info to Bungie? Do you know of giving info to moderators?

If the answer to none of these questions is true you know it is a confirmed joke.

  • 04.01.2012 4:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: halomaster10144
Seriously, can a moderator please answer my original question? How were you guys within your boundaries by saying you had our information? While the entire rest of the blog/joke was funny (and very well put together), I was surprised that you guys would go that far.

Don't get your panties in a bunch, it was only a joke.

  • 04.01.2012 4:35 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

If I need your info I only need to ask your mom!!! ohhhh /ninjajoke

Really though, joking with that on April 1st can hardly be considered going "far". April Fools' is so commonly known of that most (if not everyone) will understand that it is a joke. This was done so you guys could have a laugh, not in order to fool you.
Posted by: halomaster10144
Seriously, can a moderator please answer my original question? How were you guys within your boundaries by saying you had our information? While the entire rest of the blog/joke was funny (and very well put together), I was surprised that you guys would go that far.

  • 04.01.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Hmmmm. Who is this guy?

[Edited on 04.01.2012 4:37 PM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 4:36 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: wth182

Posted by: halomaster10144
Seriously, can a moderator please answer my original question? How were you guys within your boundaries by saying you had our information? While the entire rest of the blog/joke was funny (and very well put together), I was surprised that you guys would go that far.

Don't get your panties in a bunch, it was only a joke.


Yep, when people get mad, that is why we can't have nice things.

  • 04.01.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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  • 04.01.2012 4:37 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: zoobkillerninja
I went offline for a bit what did i miss?


A story of deceit, corruption, and bagels.

  • 04.01.2012 4:38 PM PDT