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Subject: The Truth About HFCS
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Oh god! We are screwed! But in all honesty, this was the best april fools joke I have seen in a really long time. Hardly ever have I had so much fun reading a blog.

  • 04.01.2012 9:04 AM PDT

Why would the account be made on April Fools day? Mmmmmm

  • 04.01.2012 9:05 AM PDT
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Edit post or bust.

  • 04.01.2012 9:07 AM PDT

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Lol what is this? I think DeeJ mistaken RollinRollin for a mod.
None of them look like Rollin...

I think you're mistaking Yoozel for Rollin.
I am to young to be holding an alcoholic beverage, and I am too good looking to be Norwegian.

Also, lawlzs.

My face when RollinRollin looks like The Slayer.

  • 04.01.2012 9:10 AM PDT

Albert no! D:

  • 04.01.2012 9:11 AM PDT

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Wait, what?

  • 04.01.2012 9:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Malloy05
everybody listen to mac2po he is 100% right

Oh you!

  • 04.01.2012 9:16 AM PDT

Everything we've been told is a lie.

  • 04.01.2012 9:16 AM PDT

This thread... It seems legit.

  • 04.01.2012 9:17 AM PDT

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Lol, this my favorite part. Confused and Scared. haha! :D

  • 04.01.2012 9:18 AM PDT

Hey! Wait just one minute. In everyone of the threads it says they were posted a couple of years ago but they have the Bungie's gone dark sidebar. I smell something fishy...

  • 04.01.2012 9:19 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.

Jesus. Uberbans. I'm going to start building my disaster shelter right now. Anyone with me?

[Edited on 04.01.2012 9:22 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 9:19 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Hey! Wait just one minute. In everyone of the threads it says they were posted a couple of years ago but they have the Bungie's gone dark sidebar. I smell something fishy...
No no. If you go back to archived threads it still has that banner. This is totes legit. You should be scared.

  • 04.01.2012 9:20 AM PDT

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Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Hey! Wait just one minute. In everyone of the threads it says they were posted a couple of years ago but they have the Bungie's gone dark sidebar. I smell something fishy...


He/she probably went back through the threads recently to grab screenshots.

  • 04.01.2012 9:20 AM PDT


Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Hey! Wait just one minute. In everyone of the threads it says they were posted a couple of years ago but they have the Bungie's gone dark sidebar. I smell something fishy...
No no. If you go back to archived threads it still has that banner. This is totes legit. You should be scared.

Oh yeah... You're right.

  • 04.01.2012 9:22 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.

I'm not appreciating the cliffhanger after the Uberban post, mister HFCSucks. I want more information..

  • 04.01.2012 9:23 AM PDT

Achronos isn't really a person? But but... he quoted me! I feel so decieved and dirty!

  • 04.01.2012 9:23 AM PDT
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Saved.

  • 04.01.2012 9:23 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.


Posted by: Hylebos
Achronos isn't really a person? But but... he quoted me! I feel so decieved and dirty!
It was Foman's mom, who hacked Foman's account and then took control of Achronos'. You should feel dirty.

  • 04.01.2012 9:24 AM PDT

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This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.

  • 04.01.2012 9:25 AM PDT
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dream as if you'll live forever and live as if you'll die today

Everything I've learned... Everything I've applied... It's worthless!

  • 04.01.2012 9:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You were a shadow ninja? You were bound to HFCS? DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU'RE PART OF IT!

  • 04.01.2012 9:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You need to watch where you post and what you post. Someones on the lookout for you.

I'm still not 100% on this HFCSucks guy.

  • 04.01.2012 9:28 AM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

Who is this mysterious forum ninja. We must find out so we can unite behind him (or her, I've got my eye on you The Don Wan. Just because you haven't been here since February doesn't mean you're off the hook.) and overthrow the corrupt establishment!

  • 04.01.2012 9:29 AM PDT

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Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19

Posted by: SonicJohn
This doesn't even scratch the surface on HFCS's true internal functions.

I got away with sharing this before, but it might be too late for me.
You were a shadow ninja? You were bound to HFCS? DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU'RE PART OF IT!
No!

I was a part of the AFEM team 3 years ago. I would not and never will stand for their evil! I accepted to join them so I could be a spy in the system, but there are more of them than I could have ever anticipated.

There are currently over 7000 Shadow Moderators. The database goes on for pages. It doesn't detail usernames, but it details join date as well as title bar.

They're all Mythics who joined before 2007.

[Edited on 04.01.2012 9:32 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2012 9:30 AM PDT