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Subject: Hey does anyone remember that urk had a kid?

Well? Back before reach came out, urk said he was taking some time off because his child was coming.

Urk, if you are reading this, how is little urkling? How old is he?

  • 04.01.2012 6:26 PM PDT
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Walk up to her quietly from behind and breathe heavily on the back of her neck and whisper "amore"

Their next game better have rocket boots!

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Who the hell would reproduce with him?

  • 04.01.2012 6:28 PM PDT

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Who the hell would reproduce with him?

  • 04.01.2012 6:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Who the hell would reproduce with him?
lol

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Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Who the hell would reproduce with him?
A true empress.

  • 04.01.2012 6:30 PM PDT

I heard his kid already has a beard.

  • 04.01.2012 6:31 PM PDT

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I heard his kid already has a beard.


his wife also has a beard.

  • 04.01.2012 6:32 PM PDT


Posted by: zoobkillerninja

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I heard his kid already has a beard.


his wife also has a beard.

His kid has a wife?!

  • 04.01.2012 6:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: zoobkillerninja

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I heard his kid already has a beard.


his wife also has a beard.

His kid has a wife?!
I assume Zoob was referring to Urk's wife, but yes, Urk's son also has a wife. She also has a beard too.

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Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I heard his kid already has a beard.


his wife also has a beard.

His kid has a wife?!
I assume Zoob was referring to Urk's wife, but yes, Urk's son also has a wife. She also has a beard too.


that is, yeah

  • 04.01.2012 6:59 PM PDT

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urk doesn't remember.

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Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Who the hell would reproduce with him?

He lays eggs.

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Indeed. I haven't had XBL for a long time, but I still come on her everyday.

I heard that his kid's beard has a beard.

[Edited on 04.01.2012 7:17 PM PDT]

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There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I heard his kids kids beards beard has a beard.

  • 04.01.2012 7:18 PM PDT

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All those beards, however, lack in quality compared to Recon's beard.

[Edited on 04.01.2012 7:22 PM PDT]

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This thread borders on so many different lines of awkward.

Allow me to make this more awkward.

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

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I remember that.

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This thread borders on so many different lines of awkward.

Allow me to make this more awkward.
The Urk clan is a...fine looking bunch.

  • 04.01.2012 7:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: robby118
I heard that his kid's beard has a beard.
He looks kinda like this

  • 04.01.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Urk should donate sperm to a sperm bank so eventualy, the entire race with be a descendant of Urk.

Legions of Urk...

  • 04.01.2012 7:41 PM PDT

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I was a finalist :P

Rumour has it that they named the child RelaxingJd.

  • 04.01.2012 7:53 PM PDT

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I think his kid's beard had a kid.

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