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Subject: How many Bungie employees does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

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Hahaha! Lots of people didn't get the joke.
I think most of us got it, you know. It isn't like everyone would just post "I got that joke!"
Some of the posts seem to indicate that they don't.
Most likely sarcasm or just playing along with the joke. You never know though.
This sounds about right. The community forum has been enveloped in this kind of talk for quite some time now.

ie.) Bungie has gone dark, ect.

  • 04.09.2012 8:15 AM PDT

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  • 04.09.2012 8:17 AM PDT

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I'm going with 600.

  • 04.09.2012 8:19 AM PDT

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Posted by: gaurdianAQsclone
0, bungies light bulbs screw themselves in.



Well, I was just going to say that they have robots put the light bulbs in, but this works too.

  • 04.09.2012 8:35 AM PDT

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The question really is, how many screws does it take to make a septagon glow gold?

  • 04.09.2012 8:37 AM PDT

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One. But first they have to put in the other light to see what they're doing.

  • 04.09.2012 12:58 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

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Good one, OP.

  • 04.09.2012 3:16 PM PDT

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  • 04.09.2012 3:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Rokit
Due to my logic below, it would take 7.

There has to be a person shocking themselves - likely a drunken urk; the supervisor - probably the Webmaster; someone tweeting the action - at this point Deej; the final screwer of the light-bulb - my first guess would be Marty; someones shoulders to stand on - Joseph Staten would be perfect; an artist to capture the moment - Lorraine McLees' pretty quick drawing from what I hear; and lastly the man behind the paycheck - Jason Jones, still learning from his valuable associates.

This has to be the best answer yet.

  • 04.09.2012 3:53 PM PDT
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Why can't we put Bungie Cards here?

200: 1 to put the light bulb in, and the rest to screw it up

  • 04.09.2012 4:25 PM PDT
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The light bulb has been ready to go for some time now, but they're working on maintaining balance with the other light bulbs across the room. Some employees think they might need to nerf it.

  • 04.09.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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2. One to climb up the mountain of lightbulbs to get the one in use and one to screw it in after the former collapses from his great journey.

Fear not, for the fragile shell has not yet perished.

[Edited on 04.09.2012 5:22 PM PDT]

  • 04.09.2012 5:21 PM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15
198 to make the lightbulb
I agree.

1 to screw it in
Yep.

and 1 to post about it on the community forum
I don't thnk so... more like a firestorm... where's that picture...

  • 04.09.2012 5:23 PM PDT

1. Developer to redesign customisable light socket.

2. UI designer for light switch optimisation.

3. Animator for pre-vis rendering.

4. Tester for two above designs.

5. Project manager.

6. Copywriter for press release.

7. Editor for press release.

8. Photographer for press release.

9. Graphic designer for press release.

10. Community member for inaugural light switching on.


Oh wow, there's a lot of staff behind their light bulbs.

  • 04.09.2012 5:50 PM PDT
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Its takes exactly 49. One to screw it in, 48 to complain it needs to be rebalanced and rethought before a long hashed out battle in the forums....

And sage to nurf it.

  • 04.09.2012 5:52 PM PDT

23 plus a janitor

  • 04.09.2012 6:03 PM PDT

I'm guessing that ling-ling could do it with his/her eyes closed.

  • 04.09.2012 6:51 PM PDT

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More then they have now since they are always in the dark about everything.

  • 04.09.2012 6:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: NarwhalSlayer99
I'm guessing that ling-ling could do it with his/her eyes closed.
How would a beheaded dog install a light-bulb? Please elaborate.

  • 04.09.2012 8:29 PM PDT

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