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- Heroic Member
You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.
Who is that guy who calls himself Spartain Ken? Why does everyone seem to know him?
Almost every thread in the Community Forum, you can be sure Spartain Ken will be there.
He will be providing his in/valuable insights and/or un/humorous jokes.
The moderating crew seem infatuated with Ken, as well, as he has taken b.net by storm. He's got the employees laughing at his responses, and most amazingly, the ninjas even bring him up in threads where he hasn't even posted, usually to insult him in some way.
So how did this man accomplish such a feat of recognition? How did he make it so that almost every b.net member who is even remotely active knows about his shenanigans?
Well, I have come to a conclusion, and that conclusion is called the Spartain Ken Effect.
This effect is simple really: It all comes down to one letter. The letter i.
Yes, i. That wondrous vowel of arrogance and identity, Spartain Ken unintentionally (?) placed this letter of power in the middle of his name, turning it from a forgettable "Spartan Ken" to the unforgettable "Spartain". I mean, who would spell one of the most important words in Halo lore wrong on the Bungie forums? Did he really mean to spell spar-TAYNE? Only he will know.
But one thing's for certain, each time I see Spartain Ken post, I look at his username and laugh. And because I laugh, I cannot forget him. Indeed, sometimes I find myself looking for his ubiquitous post. And it's all because of the letter i.