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Positive vibes.

This can only end badly.

:)

  • 04.06.2012 7:15 PM PDT

Sing for me, will ya?

If you want to discuss Ken and all his majesty please do so in this group.

:)

  • 04.06.2012 7:17 PM PDT

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What have you accomplished from this thread lol

  • 04.06.2012 7:20 PM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.


Posted by: Casselt
What have you accomplished from this thread lol
The better question is, what haven't I accomplished from this thread.

  • 04.06.2012 7:21 PM PDT
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Spartain Ken is Bungie's ARG for their new game. This has been established many times over.

  • 04.06.2012 7:24 PM PDT


Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19
Who is that guy who calls himself Spartain Ken? Why does everyone seem to know him?


Better question: Why won't people stop complaining about him already?

  • 04.06.2012 7:25 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I am surprised he only has 36 fans... >.>

He should have millions.

^_^

Posted by: Song
If you want to discuss Ken and all his majesty please do so in this group.

:)


[Edited on 04.06.2012 7:26 PM PDT]

  • 04.06.2012 7:26 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I have no idea who that is.

  • 04.06.2012 7:26 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Spartain Ken has an entire computer facility dedicated to extracting every possible piece of information about Bungie from the Bungie.net website.

It's, like, the goddamn Bungie Matrix and Spartain Ken is Nero.

  • 04.06.2012 7:32 PM PDT

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He's just a bot designed by the Disembodied Soul to antagonize the forums.

  • 04.06.2012 7:33 PM PDT

Every poster on BNet is just one of Ken's alts.
Even me.
Even you.

  • 04.06.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I always thought that was you... >.>

Posted by: SonicJohn
He's just a bot designed by the Disembodied Soul to antagonize the forums.

  • 04.06.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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Why are you reading my signature? Who actually opens these things and reads them!

And as always, SEND ME A PM. Please. Or really bad things will happen to you.

Spartain Ken wasn't the first one of his kind, he's just stuck around the longest.

  • 04.06.2012 7:35 PM PDT

I've never witnessed one user admire, or in other words, think of another user in such an extensive way. It's slightly startling.

  • 04.06.2012 7:39 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii


Posted by: Big Vokes
I've never witnessed one user admire, or in other words, think of another user in such an extensive way. It's slightly startling.


You're so swell, I'd like to bear your offspring.

  • 04.06.2012 7:40 PM PDT
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He got old.

He's not really a big deal now. I think after DeeJ showed up, everyone forgot about the infamous spartain ken 15.

  • 04.06.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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To be honest I'm surprised Ken hasn't posted yet.

  • 04.06.2012 7:48 PM PDT