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Insult their cultural status, then issue arm-wrestling challenges.
If I get any takers, I'd drink a quart of motor oil to demonstrate my manliness (not to overcompensate for anything, seriously) and probably pass out mid arm-wrestle. Lucky for me it would be a DOUBLE-ELIMINATION competition. [/no one gets this lame reference]
Or, more likely, I wouldn't recognize them and be slightly annoyed that they are living things impeding me. As is my usual reaction to humans, animals, plants etc.