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Subject: You have been offered a position at Bungie Studios...

...as a janitor.

The wages are low, and the toilets are clogged daily as a result of all the burrito fish sandwiches (which are deep fried and wrapped in bacon).
On the bright side, you get to meet the Bungie Team AND you get a custom avatar and gold text&titlebar for your account! So, what say you to this "opportunity"?

  • 04.07.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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  • 04.07.2012 9:56 PM PDT
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No. To know average people and receive some pixels would not make up for my would-be tarnished dignity.

[Edited on 04.07.2012 9:57 PM PDT]

  • 04.07.2012 9:57 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

If I remember correctly minimum wage in that area is about $9.00.

Pfft, a dollar move-up from California? I'm down!

  • 04.07.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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I don't think they give gold text, title bar, and custom avatars to janitors (or even normal employees), and janitors probably clean up when the team isn't around and work for a different, hired company.

Even if the janitors got all that, it absolutely wouldn't be worth it.

[Edited on 04.07.2012 10:04 PM PDT]

  • 04.07.2012 10:01 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Absolutely no chance in hell i would take that job.

  • 04.07.2012 10:02 PM PDT

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Definitely with Izak. So not worth it.

  • 04.07.2012 10:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Faceless Man
No. To know average people and receive some pixels would not make up for my would-be tarnished dignity.

Ever heard of a game called TF2?

As long I get to clean after the WebMaster.
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  • 04.07.2012 10:05 PM PDT
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"I won't let go of that youthful soul, despite body and mind, my youth will never die."


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Posted by: The Faceless Man
No. To know average people and receive some pixels would not make up for my would-be tarnished dignity.

Ever heard of a game called TF2?
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Team Fortress 2? Yes. Unless you are talking about something else...

  • 04.07.2012 10:05 PM PDT

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  • 04.07.2012 10:15 PM PDT

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  • 04.07.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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If you add early beta testing and giving feedback to that list, then yes, I'll take it. I can just grab my girlfriend and live out of the janitor's closet Joe Dirt style.

  • 04.07.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Sounds like a terrible life decision.

  • 04.07.2012 10:41 PM PDT

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Since it's better than what I have now, I wouldn't hesitate to take it. Being a janitor really wouldn't be too bad in an office (versus, say a school). Scrub some stuff, take out the trash, refill the toilet paper, eat- uh... dispose of the remnants of the free snacks. Plus I could use it as a learning opportunity, seeing developers go about their jobs everyday.

  • 04.07.2012 10:47 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

Average people?
I'm no super hardcore Bungie fan that pays to vacation at PAX(I wish though), but what I've seen from the people at Bungie is extraordinary. They give countless thousands upon thousands to charities, give so much to their fans, and truly care about every detail. These people are not average people, they are far superior.
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No. To know average people and receive some pixels would not make up for my would-be tarnished dignity.

  • 04.07.2012 10:55 PM PDT

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  • 04.07.2012 10:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Izak609
I don't think they give gold text, title bar, and custom avatars to janitors (or even normal employees)


Take a look at ferrex and Halcylon and Johnny O'than - they aren't part of the web team yet they have the colour.

  • 04.08.2012 7:51 AM PDT

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Hell no, I have dreams.

  • 04.08.2012 7:55 AM PDT

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Thanks, but no thanks coach.

  • 04.08.2012 7:57 AM PDT

I'd sell the used plungers as Bungie swag.

  • 04.08.2012 8:10 AM PDT

Absolutely not.

  • 04.08.2012 8:14 AM PDT

It would be a tough decision, but I would consider doing it.

  • 04.08.2012 8:21 AM PDT
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I would take the job as I finished getting my degree so that once I was out of college I would already be known there and it would be easier to get a real job.

  • 04.08.2012 8:27 AM PDT

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  • 04.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

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