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Subject: So let's say bungie comes up to you....

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

One of their employees comes up to you and asks "Hey! We love you! Wanna join? We'll give you bagels, lots of bagels." What do you do and what's your reaction to their request? I'd join them and rise to power.

  • 04.10.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I would take the bagels. DUECES!

XD

[Edited on 04.10.2012 6:12 PM PDT]

  • 04.10.2012 5:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Stranger danger.

  • 04.10.2012 5:22 PM PDT

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  • 04.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

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Los Paranoias

Only if I can play in their ensemble when they record music.

  • 04.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT
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1) How much cheddar is being thrown at me, since drinking in Seattle and BC ain't cheap?

2) Can I get pizza rolls instead of bagels?

  • 04.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

If someone (legitimate) comes up to me and offers me a job I'll probably take it. Especially if it's a place like Bungie that's great to work.

  • 04.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT

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I would dance with joy.

  • 04.10.2012 5:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: a rascal cat
I would take the bagels. DUECES!


Are you feeling ok? You missed out your trademark ":)".

OT: I would join, take all their bagels then run.

  • 04.10.2012 5:31 PM PDT
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I'd say "Sure!" and chuckle a little, then ask after a silent pause "Wait... seriously?", if answered with "Yes", I'd then go on to say "Well, thanks for the offer offer...? But I don't think I have any experience, and I might need to be paid in more than bagels in the long term... What do you need me for, anyway?".

  • 04.10.2012 5:34 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: MORTO_hi
Stranger danger.

Is the pepper spray on you?

  • 04.10.2012 5:38 PM PDT

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Whats the job?

  • 04.10.2012 5:38 PM PDT

Depends on much more than just bagels.

  • 04.10.2012 6:20 PM PDT

Before you ban me, think to yourself. What would satan do? Satan would ban me, are you satan? If you ban me that makes you satan, satan.

nah I wouldn't i'd take the bagels though.

  • 04.10.2012 6:22 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I don't need the bagels, Bungie has me at hello!

  • 04.10.2012 6:27 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: New Hawtness
Its hard work

No one said it wasn't.

  • 04.10.2012 6:27 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

I would love to, but I always wanted to join you guys because you had Halo. Where do I go now?

  • 04.10.2012 6:31 PM PDT

Also known as the Keeper of Time and Space itself.
Simply as, The Face of Boe.

I will accept and say :
"I have one request"
"Put my office near Stosh, and I want bread and a toaster."

  • 04.10.2012 6:35 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

It depends on the job position. If I'm offered a position that I have no education in, or have no previous experience with, that just sounds like an embarrassment waiting to happen.

[Edited on 04.10.2012 6:36 PM PDT]

  • 04.10.2012 6:35 PM PDT

Join SIP today! We smell good. Promise.


It's like a gigantic snowball, rolling down a mountain, eating kids on the way.

I'd test them with a game of paddy whacks.

  • 04.10.2012 7:04 PM PDT

I'd answer with: Uh. Wats a bagel?

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  • 04.10.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

"No. I want pretzels. PRETZELS!!!"

  • 04.10.2012 7:10 PM PDT

"I wanted to make people happy, if only for an hour."
-Busby Berkley

RIP Halo 2

I'd shrug my shoulders and say "sure."

  • 04.10.2012 7:11 PM PDT

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You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

My reaction:

"Why yes, I would like to join.....ALL YOUR BAGEL ARE BELONG TO US!"

  • 04.10.2012 7:27 PM PDT

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