- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Wiltron
Posted by: Caer Bannog
I think Conan said it best:
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
Dude, when I was 12 years old watching that movie, I wondered what the hell he was talking about (lamentation wasn't in my vocabulary at the time). You have just solved the "What the hell did Conan the Barbarian say?" mystery for me. It's been nagging me for years. Thank you, Caer Bannog.
I watch Conan the Barbarian every day so I have each line memorized. It's no problem.
I like to try to do one Conan the Barbarian thing each day to justify my existance. Like yesterday I ate a rubber lizard on a stick.
The day before that, I screamed "Enough talk!" at my boss and threw my pen at him...because sometimes I can't work a Conan the Barbarian thing into my life so I have to settle for Conan the Destroyer.