- Neanderthal 487
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- Fabled Mythic Member
As I woke that morning and discovered my gray bar, I burst from my house and tore up and down the street hollering like a madman.
"I'm heroic! Yeah! On Bungie.net!" I shouted to my neighbors.
George the mailman pulled up in his truck, and saw me running about excitedly.
"What's that?"
"Yeah man! I'm a heroic member now!" I bellowed as I jumped upon the hood of his truck and scrambled up the windshield.
"Whoah, there! Take it easy," he said, unable to comprehend my emotions.
I leapt from the back of his truck and ran off down the street,
announcing by new title on Bungie.net to all the neighborhood.