- AutobahnRacer
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"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii
"I'm a horrible human being; a detriment to society. A monument to all of my sins, and a degrading abomination to the world around me. I have broken the rules with reckless abandon! I have forsaken my morals of high-standard and sunk to the low barrens of worthlessness! I have spat in the face of amenity and swallowed the pill of needless rebellion! I have lain out the blueprints of my own downfall! I have craved shameful acts and followed in the footsteps of those dastardly bastards who went on before me! I have crapped in the hands of good judgment and have broken the gavel of justice! I have sent grace to the fiery pits of murder-hell, and then I jumped in after it! Nathan Fillion, the Paladin of God, has attempted to slay me with his holy blade 'The Godsayer' (not to be confused with Godslayer; the Gosayer just says God a lot)! I have shamelessly trudged through the swamps of irresponsibility, and have ungratefully stabbed well-being in the foot! But I digress; never again shall I become such a lowlife. Never again will I tango with the Godsaying Nathan Fillion. Never again; I will be a new man, a testimony to society. They must be warned; yes, the punishments and undying agony that I have suffered must be shared with the rest of Bungie.net. Take heed to the laws that are stretched before you! Take note of every word! For you will feel suffering worse than a thousand wet-noodle whippings if you do not. And Nathan Fillion himself will speak you into your grave."