They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.
I concur. We don't know anything, other than you want people who are fifteen and older. We don't know who we're signing up for, or how many of you there are. Not to mention your average skill. This ad, if I may say so, is ineffective.