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Subject: Halo: Reach Machinima

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.

Posted here, because the Classifieds are not that reliable due to lack of population.
Also note that some of the audition lines sound bad, but you'll have better lines.

To audition, record yourself saying the required line for the character you wish to play. Send me the voice files (Through Skype or Email, your choice), I will use Audacity to make your voice alien if choose to voice act an Elite or Grunt. If I like, your in. If not, try another species.

The Channel

(The first video was kind of rushed. Skip to the end for joke.)

For body acting: Add me, Ruthlesskills13, Bubby599, or Mr Hobo175.

Or just PM the channel with the subject: "Body Actor", or something, and give us your Gamertag.

The machinima takes place in 2563. The Elites have rebuilt, and oddly enough, Humans and Elites have colonized the remaining Halo rings. And due to certain distrust, Humans cannot be on Sangheilios and Elites can't be on Earth. Some factions of both species are trying to break the truce. Causing a new war.
Plot by Ruthlesskills13, basic timeline by me.

The (new) names of the rings:

Installation 01: Serpentine

Installation 02: New Harvest

Installation 03: New Algolis

Installation 05: Delta Halo (Was never renamed)

Installation 06: The Night

Installation 07: Instrument

Voices: False Defenders (Main Story; Name Subject to change)

Diru Nar 'Tukamee (Elite Field Marshall): Open
"Our... Alliance has always been hanging by a thread. And you've just cut it."

Catherine (Human Captain): Open
"You barbarians! Unhand me, you damn gator!"

Hades (Brute Chieftain): Open
"You pathetic Elite bastard!"

Elite 1: Open
"We will tear your heads from your spines!"

Elite 2: Open
"Come back when you become competent, vermin!"

Elite 3: Open
"Now I end your life!"

Elite 4: Open
"Raaaaagh! Sieze him!"

Elite 5: Open
"What are these Brute fools doing here...?"

Human 1: Open
"Reminds me of the time I saw a Spartan get slaughter by a biting Grunt."

Human 2: Open
"THAT was interesting..."

Human 3: Open
"Looks like they eat nothing but pomegranites and blue-berries."

Human 4: Open
"That's what happens when you face the CORPS!"

Human 5: Open
"I feel like that Elite's gonna tear out my balls, and feed them to his pet Drone."

Brute 1: Open
"Heretic-ill-ah? Heretic-ih-ahl fool!" (He's a Brute. What do you expect?)

Brute 2: Open
"Tear their limbs off!"

Brute 3: Open
"Feast upon rotting flesh!"

Brute 4: Open
"Prisoners are of no worth!"

Brute 5: Open
"You can't escape the pack!"

Grunt 1: Open
"You a bastard! Me no care IF your parents married or not! You still bastard!"

Grunt 2: Open
"You really want me to take mask off?"

Grunt 3: Open
"Aaaaaagh! The teats fight back!"

Grunt 4: Open
"Nipple, oh, nipple, oh, nipple, ooooooooh! Food Nipple!"

Grunt 5: Open
"You restock the food nipple?"

Jackal 1: Open
"I don't get paid enough for this -blam!-..."

Jackal 2: Open
"Have you ever noticed we look like bald chickens?"

Jackal 3: Open
"Your mother was a pidgeon!"

Jackal 4: Open
"You can't kill me. I have an impenetrable shield-- Oh, damn it!"

Jackal 5: Open
"I will cut your face!"

Skirmisher 1: Open
"I'm a VelociRaptor. I have feathers."

Skirmisher 2: Open
"Can't touch me!"

Skirmisher 3: Open
"Lightning speed!"

Skirmisher 4: Open
"That kill will make me rich!"

Skirmisher 5: Open
"Attack, birds of the feather!"

Voices: The Hunt (Side Story)

Pack Leader's Disciple: Me

Pack Leader: Megalodon302

Hunter Specialist: Mr Hobo175

Hunter 1: Open
"Can we not just kill them right away?"

Hunter 2: Open
"Spare not one!"

Hunter 3: Open
"Maybe you'll think twice to break our truce!"

Hunter 4: Open
"Aim for the SPINE!"

Alex Gray: Ruthlesskills13

Steven Finn: Open
"I hate you all right now. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I sure as Hell hate you!"

Harriet Chamber: Open
"Snipin's my game, commander."

Jule Valentine: Open
"Well that Elite seems to have more shrapnel in it's gut, than I have in my armor."

Kaine: Raine
"Not even a rocket launcher can beat a good ol' DMR."

Graf Vuja 'Hartogee (The Elite Graf): Open
"Our skill set is only rivaled by our numbers."

Voices: Aftermath (Side Story)

Fieldmaster: Me

936 Pestilent Glass: Ruthlesskills13

Marine 1: Bubby599

Marine 2: Open
"Really? They sent an Elite?"

Voices: Brain and Brawn (Cat-and-Mouse type machinima)

Tura: Open
"Are you aware you're standing atop a power node?"

Greg: Open
"Ain't no way I'm gonna be out smarted by an Elite."

Grunt 1: Open
"Even me know not to mess with Tura."

Grunt 2: Open
"Me feel bad for human. Who me kidding? This funny."

Grunt 3: Open
"Prepare! For we feast on teats tonight!"

Grunt 4: Open
"The gas is what makes us so powerful!"

Engineer: Open
"You guys are a bunch of douches."

Voices: Randomness is Bliss (Sketch Machinima; Name Subject to change)

Date Crasher: Open
What you should say is obvious.

Sniper: Open
"Damn, I missed. Damn, I missed. Oh come on!"

Elite: Open
Any snide comment talking down on Snipers

Josh: Open
"Claire, I love you."

Claire: Open
What a girl would say on a date.

Ricky: Open
A dirty joke of your choosing

The machinimas may start in May or sometime after. Please note voice work for Elites, Grunts, Engineers, etc. will be edited to some degree.

Most lines will probably have blam in them. But if you read the line enough, you'll know exactly what the line is.

  • 04.12.2012 7:12 PM PDT

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Cue the wolves ...

  • 04.12.2012 7:17 PM PDT

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wtf

We can audition for more than one right?

  • 04.12.2012 7:26 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.

Yes, you can.

  • 04.12.2012 7:45 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.


Posted by: TheSpiderChief
Cue the wolves ...
Yep. I'm a troll on Xbox LIVE, so I know how to ignore them.

  • 04.12.2012 7:46 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.

Aw... No wolves... :(

  • 04.12.2012 9:10 PM PDT


Posted by: TwilightJak365
Aw... No wolves... :(
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you

  • 04.12.2012 9:12 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.


Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365
Aw... No wolves... :(
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you
But... He told me he was an Elite... :(

  • 04.12.2012 9:13 PM PDT

Actually has a little thought into it. Nice work OP, but you make the elites seem too hostile.

  • 04.12.2012 9:15 PM PDT


Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365
Aw... No wolves... :(
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you
But... He told me he was an Elite... :(
Sorry brutes=hammers elites=swords you=funny

  • 04.12.2012 9:16 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.


Posted by: InvasionImminent
Actually has a little thought into it. Nice work OP, but you make the elites seem too hostile.
Thanks. And yeah, I know. I'm working on it.

  • 04.12.2012 9:18 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.


Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365
Aw... No wolves... :(
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you
But... He told me he was an Elite... :(
Sorry brutes=hammers elites=swords you=funny
Then that's a damn good costume. :p

  • 04.12.2012 9:18 PM PDT


Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365
Aw... No wolves... :(
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you
But... He told me he was an Elite... :(
Sorry brutes=hammers elites=swords you=funny
Then that's a damn good costume. :p
There is a elite with a...(forgot what I was gonna say)... ... Oh with hammer behind you.

  • 04.12.2012 9:21 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.


Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you
But... He told me he was an Elite... :(
Sorry brutes=hammers elites=swords you=funny
Then that's a damn good costume. :p
There is a elite with a...(forgot what I was gonna say)... ... Oh with hammer behind you.
Okay, back on topic. The Elites will be a little less hostile in the machinima. The plain and simple Elite hunters, however, will be just as hostile as ever.

And we're thinking of doing like legit voice acting. If the actor comes up with a good idea, we'll try and find a place for it.

  • 04.12.2012 9:28 PM PDT

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance
Red Spartan there is a brute behind you[/quote]But... He told me he was an Elite... :(
Sorry brutes=hammers elites=swords you=funny
Then that's a damn good costume. :p
There is a elite with a...(forgot what I was gonna say)... ... Oh with hammer behind you.
Okay, back on topic. The Elites will be a little less hostile in the machinima. The plain and simple Elite hunters, however, will be just as hostile as ever.

And we're thinking of doing like legit voice acting. If the actor comes up with a good idea, we'll try and find a place for it.
And I am not an actor

  • 04.12.2012 9:37 PM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.


Posted by: sfrance
Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365

Posted by: sfrance

Posted by: TwilightJak365
But... He told me he was an Elite... :([/quote]Sorry brutes=hammers elites=swords you=funny
Then that's a damn good costume. :p
There is a elite with a...(forgot what I was gonna say)... ... Oh with hammer behind you.
Okay, back on topic. The Elites will be a little less hostile in the machinima. The plain and simple Elite hunters, however, will be just as hostile as ever.

And we're thinking of doing like legit voice acting. If the actor comes up with a good idea, we'll try and find a place for it.
And I am not an actor
I know. That was to everyone viewing this who is thinking of auditioning.

  • 04.12.2012 10:23 PM PDT

A guy posted I love u in a forum and got removed

  • 04.12.2012 10:27 PM PDT