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Posted by: Helveck
6. Dragons: 

Apparently Dragons have made the cut for this upcoming version of the site. Their integration includes incinerating everything in your neighborhood, or reaching out from your computer, biting you and shaking you violently as you flail helplessly and are eventually released at high speeds like an acrobatic champion sailing gracefully through the air. 

I bet you 3D glasses will work really great with this, feature.
*cue Grunt Birthday Party skull sounds*

Yay!

  • 04.14.2012 12:46 AM PDT

prozeyic

...

Seems legit.

  • 04.14.2012 1:11 AM PDT

What about the idea to make b.net a dating site?

  • 04.14.2012 1:54 AM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

There we have it folks there is no update. Bungie is just tricking us all. I bet you there isn't even another game being made. The whole Activision partnership is just a lie and studio has actually closed down.
Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: MightyMarcher01
This is probably a joke. I'm not paying $317.99


This is absolutely a joke. If you are enjoying it, I will leave it unlocked. If you are easily misled by crazy misinformation like this, please know that none of this is true.

  • 04.14.2012 2:01 AM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]


Posted by: evilcam
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO TELL US YOUR SOURCE OR I'LL TYPE AT YOU IN ALL CAPS AGAIN.
Are you trying to impersonate the Superintendent?

  • 04.14.2012 2:29 AM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

No jets?

  • 04.14.2012 3:48 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

As you waste your breath complaining about life, Someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have.

If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.

I always wanted dragons.

  • 04.14.2012 4:19 AM PDT
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http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/halohaven/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Join Halo Haven! (Group Leader: A 3 Legged Goat)

(To discuss Halo 4.)

Seems legit.

  • 04.14.2012 4:21 AM PDT


Posted by: SkilPhil
Posted by: DeeJ
This is absolutely a joke.

Are you referring to the OP or your own comment? Therefore stating that this is in fact the truth?


OMG inception!?!

OT: great update. Do want most of the features on here. We needed more cheevos for Bnet...

"Biting the hand that feeds you" - 100g - posting a troll thread in the Septagon

Well earnt :)

  • 04.14.2012 5:24 AM PDT
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:)

This thread is stupid.

  • 04.14.2012 5:29 AM PDT


Posted by: jross1993
This thread is stupid.

You have to be a visionary to enjoy it.

  • 04.14.2012 5:32 AM PDT

The Risk Is Worth The Reward.
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

Thats's cuse we have mythic swag =P
Posted by: Geegs30
I hear Mythic members are getting rewarded for their good behavior with an exclusive forum open only to them.

  • 04.14.2012 5:50 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

This thread does not amuse me.

  • 04.14.2012 6:03 AM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

So what happens when Helveck makes a serious thread? Pretty funny though!

~Delta

  • 04.14.2012 6:27 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Good stuff op. I giggled like a little school boy.

[Edited on 04.14.2012 8:15 AM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

This... sounds terrible.

  • 04.14.2012 10:17 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...


Posted by: vanert
No jets?


They didn't make the final cut. Dragons ate them all.

  • 04.15.2012 7:38 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

I'm going to 343i.

  • 04.15.2012 7:39 PM PDT

ISU Cyclones!

Moderator Roulette.

I think that's just the technical term they give to the "/Bnet" function.

  • 04.15.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

I heard they're adding an armor lock feature for all members to stop mods from locking their threads.

  • 04.15.2012 8:12 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

7. The 'ol Switcharoo

When members post in a thread, a gold septagon will now be attached the the thread. When employees post it locks the thread to prevent quoting.
Mailsack would be killed by this.
OT: It is funny.

  • 04.15.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

Posted by: SkilPhil
Posted by: DeeJ
This is absolutely a joke.

Are you referring to the OP or your own comment? Therefore stating that this is in fact the truth?
This sentence is false, and so is that one.

  • 04.15.2012 8:20 PM PDT
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So you confirm that you can't confirm nor deny? Then that confirms it!

  • 04.15.2012 8:45 PM PDT

Forge World, Crazy and Everywhere

I love these threads, although it's been done before somewhere somehow it definitely smacks the funny bone.

  • 04.15.2012 8:51 PM PDT

I LOVE HALO! Better than any other game.

But I love Halo 3 and Combat Evolved - never got the chance to play Halo 2 :(

Yes, because it makes sense to let a random member be a moderator and go on a banning spree.

  • 04.15.2012 8:51 PM PDT

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