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Subject: Funniest things you've heard over the headset during a game of ...

I don't use my headset so I have nothing to share with you.

  • 04.14.2012 3:42 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Forum title was too long... "a game of...."

But I'll just assume it was matchmaking in general.

In BTB, I was searching with a buddy and there was a kid (not really young, about 15) who kept using the "N word" (derogatory slang for african-american) at my friend oddly, who wasn't even black for the record. I'm not going to blog about the whole match even though the 15 year old got progressively more aggresive as I kept asking him "Did you just call my friend the N-word??", but suffice to say, his father must have walked into his room and heard him using such ridiculous language, because we heard an older man shouting with a heavy Texan accent and it did sound like the 15 year old replied or something, and he did "quit" the match (assuming his Xbox was turned off or something).

  • 04.14.2012 3:50 AM PDT

Veritas, Macto, Respecio

I was actually called "a stupid redneck". 2 things, 1 im not southern. 2, I dont even have an accent.

I said that to him and asked if he was really that stupid. He just kept trying to insult me.

Its pretty bad when someone tries to insult you and it is obvious that the insult has nothing to do with you and they keep at it.

  • 04.14.2012 4:27 AM PDT

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Haven't heard anything on Reach recently but back in the days of Halo 3 me and a friend met this American who was utterly convinced that us, the English, stole the english language from American's and he kept on insulting us for our apparent "stupidity" of not knowing that.

  • 04.14.2012 4:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: TheSpiderChief
Haven't heard anything on Reach recently but back in the days of Halo 3 me and a friend met this American who was utterly convinced that us, the English, stole the english language from American's and he kept on insulting us for our apparent "stupidity" of not knowing that.
His stupidity knows no bounds apparently...

  • 04.14.2012 4:42 AM PDT

Have faith in me

When I was playing Forge, my cousin's friend wanted to be invited. I didn't invite him, so he said, "You won't be laughing when my Bungie friend who has a Microsoft brother is going to report you for not inviting me to your game."

  • 04.14.2012 5:27 AM PDT
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Mics are for losers. No mic'er FTW.

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  • 04.14.2012 5:43 AM PDT

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wtf

This kid in slayer was making the weirdest sounds ever. Well, not so weird. You should know what I mean.

  • 04.14.2012 5:47 AM PDT

The funniest thing i heard was "Reach is a good game"

  • 04.14.2012 6:04 AM PDT

"HEY CHICABANG, I'm going to stick my dong in your clownmouth!!!"

  • 04.14.2012 6:20 AM PDT

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haha... WTF?

  • 04.14.2012 6:25 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

From a female gamer . . .
" crap, my boyfriend is home"

Other gamer, "so?"

Female gamer, "I have to tell him I'm pregnant.".

Other gamer, "he'll be excited!"

Female gamer, "it's not his".


This happened during the hey day of Halo 3 and thinking about it makes me giggle.

  • 04.14.2012 8:23 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

That's original. Take a long time to formulate that one??

Can't be that bad. You have played close to 3000 games. For it being so bad, you sure play it a lot.
Posted by: Spartan R257
The funniest thing i heard was "Reach is a good game"


[Edited on 04.14.2012 8:35 AM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 8:34 AM PDT

a little 12 year old kid argueing with his mom who is telling her son to get off xbox and do some homework. the kid sounded so nasally. they went on to argue which made us all laugh on the team for about 5 minutes before the mom decided to unplug the xbox. and the last thing we heard was the little 12 year old kid say "NO MOMMMMMMMMMMM" before he disconnected from the game lol.

  • 04.14.2012 10:35 AM PDT
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  • 04.14.2012 10:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan R257
The funniest thing i heard was "Reach is a good game"
I've heard some things, but if I ever heard this, it would have to be the funniest.

  • 04.14.2012 10:54 AM PDT

Scott Andrews

lol that is funny. XD that kid got very angry afterwards dan. hahahahaha.

[Edited on 04.14.2012 11:46 AM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 11:44 AM PDT

Scott Andrews

neither have i.. only me and my friends talk thats it.

[Edited on 04.14.2012 11:49 AM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 11:47 AM PDT


Posted by: IRISH 249
That's original. Take a long time to formulate that one??

Can't be that bad. You have played close to 3000 games. For it being so bad, you sure play it a lot.
Posted by: Spartan R257
The funniest thing i heard was "Reach is a good game"

  • 04.14.2012 10:58 PM PDT

Mediocre Backpacker
56% W\L
2.86 k\d
3.18 DMR
7.29 God Magnum
7.79 Sniper
5.34 Needle Rifle

"God my team is full of downies, why do all of you just stand there and watch me die?! You're all fckn terrible!"

*He betrays a teammate* "Thanks for the shotty, you're garbage."
*I betray him* "OH Wow! You're so good, aren't you Echo!? You're the worst random I've ever seen, you're sh.it without that sniper--Angry gibberish. *He gets booted*

The funny part? He was neg-bombing against braindead randoms.

  • 04.14.2012 11:24 PM PDT

Wouldn't know where to begin...

But if you ever want to hear some of the funniest -blam!- from people on XBL, just troll in Search and Destroy in MW2/Blops/MW3. Some kids there can really humor you.

[Edited on 04.14.2012 11:30 PM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 11:28 PM PDT

AugmentedSage calling me bad and claiming I no life Halo lol.

  • 04.15.2012 12:52 AM PDT

Posted by: SatansReverence
AugmentedSage calling me bad and claiming I no life Halo lol.
Lol.

Similar thing for me, usually somebody who has like 2 inheritor accounts telling me I should get a life. Very cute.

  • 04.15.2012 1:20 AM PDT

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Posted by: IRISH 249
From a female gamer . . .
" crap, my boyfriend is home"

Other gamer, "so?"

Female gamer, "I have to tell him I'm pregnant.".

Other gamer, "he'll be excited!"

Female gamer, "it's not his".


This happened during the hey day of Halo 3 and thinking about it makes me giggle.


^ OH GOD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

I usually mute all the Kids who try and make my ear bleed by vomiting abuse down the mic.

The funniest and most disturbing thing I've ever heard however was some guy who I think forgot to take off his mic. Either that or he just likes sharing.

It started with excessive flatulating. And then following there was a groan something like "GGGGNNnnnnnnnn!" and then a flush.

About 2 minutes later there was a female voice in the background shouting something like "Taylor you little stinker that bathroom smells toxic!!"

I was in stitches by this point. Still makes me chuckle thinking back on it now.

  • 04.15.2012 5:33 AM PDT

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