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Subject: what's the funniest excuse someone said after you beat them?

Once a gut told me he had to feed his MOA!

I lold then said pics or it didn't happen

  • 04.14.2012 11:11 AM PDT
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Nothing.

[Edited on 04.14.2012 11:39 AM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 11:13 AM PDT
  • gamertag: Meagss
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I play games for gameplay, not silly gimmicks

H3 MM warrior

Reach S7, 8 and 9 arena warrior.

H4 MM legend

there are way too many excuses for me to remember.

  • 04.14.2012 11:14 AM PDT

Fhtagn


Posted by: beat up guy
lag

  • 04.14.2012 11:24 AM PDT

gold is like a redhead nice to look at but leaves a bad after taste

his brother was on computer so he lagged.

  • 04.14.2012 11:35 AM PDT

Posted by: General Dripik
When I play to win I voice message people call outs.

It was a 1v1 on Sanctuary, and I won 25-8. After the game he said that his brother took a -blam!- and it smelled so bad that he couldn't play good.

I then rematched him on countdown and he quit when it was 9-2

[Edited on 04.14.2012 1:05 PM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 11:41 AM PDT

some redneck messaged me after a btb game and thought i was a modder and blamed my code of conduct on my profile as a reason for shooting faster than him and still killing him. it was a long message. he also said he reported me for modding my gamerscore lol. which i didnt

[Edited on 04.14.2012 12:25 PM PDT]

  • 04.14.2012 12:24 PM PDT
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You must confront your inabilities
You must adjust to your capabilities

Just played a game on high ground the other day and the guy called me bad for getting a few kills with the ghost. I just don't understand that logic though. If he had the ghost he wouldn't be complaining about him winning now would he?

  • 04.14.2012 12:32 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

The life checks are always gold.

  • 04.14.2012 12:33 PM PDT

"K/D ratio is garbage. I play to win."

I was told I was lag switching cause I had 30 kills. My reply to him was that him and his team sucked and couldn't counter my sword/melee combo, so I spammed them with it.

Adapt.

  • 04.14.2012 12:40 PM PDT

My sister was playing and I was on the mic.

  • 04.14.2012 12:50 PM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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I had to save the orphans from evil bananas in the burning Burger King.

  • 04.14.2012 3:18 PM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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Posted by: dan0wnz
some redneck messaged me after a btb game and thought i was a modder and blamed my code of conduct on my profile as a reason for shooting faster than him and still killing him. it was a long message. he also said he reported me for modding my gamerscore lol. which i didnt

Rednecks can't do math.
Bullets don't work unless they hit the target.

  • 04.14.2012 3:21 PM PDT

B-Boy Disconnect From Area 51 Break Dance crew
Montreal ,Qc(CANADA)
(Watta Team)
disconect , Dr Killer
Sykore , Alazd3ath
Deathuman

Was not him playing.

  • 04.14.2012 3:21 PM PDT

played a 1v1 on euro host.

score: 15-4

Postgame he starts yelling at me saying that my american host was so awful that he couldn't hit me.

  • 04.14.2012 3:54 PM PDT

dont like my driving? stay off the sidewalk

many times iv been accused of hacking and modding. one even went far enough to say that i was using aimbots.

  • 04.14.2012 6:07 PM PDT

The Tech Game

1,000,000+ Members, and still going strong!

They weren't trying.

  • 04.14.2012 6:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
The life checks are always gold.


This and "I'm on my warm up account."

  • 04.14.2012 6:13 PM PDT

Probably this.

  • 04.14.2012 6:18 PM PDT

<3

My cat eated my controller.

  • 04.14.2012 6:41 PM PDT

Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
The life checks are always gold.

  • 04.14.2012 6:48 PM PDT

First in social ranked firefight campaign competitive and ODST goose splatters.
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Posted by: chrishans
Probably this.
I love these messages.

  • 04.14.2012 7:09 PM PDT
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My Resume
Reach Stats
Halo 3 Stats

"In Halo 3 not all 50's were good players, but all good players were 50's."

Your opinion is invalid.

I always love "You guys aren't good! All you did was team shoot!"

99.99% of players are so dumb.

  • 04.14.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Killer VVhale
I always love "You guys aren't good! All you did was team shoot!"

99.99% of players are so dumb.
It's the best when you go like -1 and the other team is like "Get carried!"

  • 04.14.2012 7:26 PM PDT

Halo is dead. Linked tag is permanently banned from XBL

1st game

  • 04.14.2012 7:33 PM PDT

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