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Subject: what's the funniest excuse someone said after you beat them?

see if ur cat has any sudden urge to play halo after that. consult your bungie employee before trying to make ur cat barf up the controller

  • 04.14.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Well I had made fun of a kid for his voice and I usually don't do that but it was like a chipmunk voice so, he said "Hey FLAMEZ this isn't my real voice, my real voice is much cooler than this" after that, the whole lobby bursts out laughing.

  • 04.14.2012 7:54 PM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.


Posted by: BansheeBomb
1v1


Posted by: BansheeBomb
I won 25-8.


What 1v1s are to 25? Aren't they to 15?

OT, I heard someone say I was an Australian so they couldn't connect to me properly. Lolno.

[Edited on 04.15.2012 1:56 AM PDT]

  • 04.15.2012 1:56 AM PDT

Tru7h. C4RN4GE. Bungie.

Idiot: "You guys were camping in the middle of the map!"
Me: "Map Control?"

FAIL.

  • 04.15.2012 2:02 AM PDT

Games I like:,
Half-Minute Hero
MBU
Portal
Halo 3 is the best Halo ever
Maps I like: Turf, Avalanche, Pylon, Sandbox, Breakpoint and many more.

"We would have won if you hadn't cheated by not letting us pick up the shotgun!"

I had used all the ammo tea-bagging and firing into this guy earlier.

  • 04.15.2012 2:39 AM PDT

PLAY MY FORGE MAPS!

Maps completed so far:
SKY SQUARE

Something like "I felt bad for how rubbish you were so I let you win"

Or randoms who get over aggressive and scream down the mic, "ONE VS ONE -blam!-GG!!!!" And then when I invite them to a game they complain that It's on an MLG map and they don't have their shotgun.

Grrrrrrr.

  • 04.15.2012 5:36 AM PDT
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I'm new to competitive Halo and Halo itself (Reach being my first video game ever actually). Message me if you want to play;

Reach: MLG, Arena, Doubles, BTB and customs.
Halo 3: Ranked MM and customs.

Also I have every Halo title and all of its DLC on the Xbox 360.
-Umpa


Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
The life checks are always gold.

  • 04.15.2012 5:45 AM PDT

oh I got this =) In fact I got his silly message on film for all the world to see, he is forever on my live stream's wall of shame =)

So yeah I live stream everything I game. It was BTB and half my teammates quit from the get go. Apparently he was a viewer in my stream but didn't know I could humiliate him so badly in front of all other viewers who watched my stream. I still beat him and he sent me a dumb "you went -2 you are bad kind of message" really? so winning and going negative 2 with HALF a team is bad when he had a FULL team and lost? such a hilarious excuse / way to brush off his embarrassing egotistic loss lol

It's the #1 rule really on twitch.tv, don't fight the broadcaster, you will lose =) He immediately left my stream and stopped spamming me messages after I completely destroyed any confidence he may have had left.

Here's the vid of his message and how I humiliated him on my live stream

I wish everyone had this kind of firepower to beat back the idiots of xbox live lol

[Edited on 04.15.2012 7:15 AM PDT]

  • 04.15.2012 7:13 AM PDT

This one's a fan favourite. You know who you are."We didn't win because I went over to someone's house and was playing on a small tv with no headset".

  • 04.15.2012 7:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: Chaz UBCS
I was told I was lag switching cause I had 30 kills. My reply to him was that him and his team sucked and couldn't counter my sword/melee combo, so I spammed them with it.

Adapt.


You're still bad.

  • 04.15.2012 7:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Umpalumpalump63

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
The life checks are always gold.

  • 04.15.2012 7:44 AM PDT

Posted by: ღMidnight Hawk2ღ
Everyone is entitled to their own wrong opinion.


I'm part of the Bungie.net Minecraft group/server called SeptaCrafters
We're a Bungie.net group that goes to our very own Bungie server. Most players are from the Halo community either off Bungie itself or through word to Halo friends.

I was a camping noob with the sniper.


This is my care level.

  • 04.15.2012 12:04 PM PDT

Posted by: General Dripik
When I play to win I voice message people call outs.

Posted by: EpicDuck1336
What 1v1s are to 25? Aren't they to 15?


i forgot to change it from 50 to 15 and we just played until the time ran out

  • 04.15.2012 12:12 PM PDT

Mediocre Backpacker
56% W\L
2.86 k\d
3.18 DMR
7.29 God Magnum
7.79 Sniper
5.34 Needle Rifle

"You're trash without power weapons!"

  • 04.15.2012 12:24 PM PDT

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