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Subject: The MC is Darth Vader ***Proof Inside***
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This theory can be easily proven.

First, look at the Chief's underarmor here.

Now look at Darth Vader's suit here.

This combined with the Chief's uncanny ability to use the energy sword (just like a lightsabre), is more than enough proof that the MC and Vader are one and the same.


For those of you about to say "u r teh suxxorz" (I know there are some of you out there who will think I actually believe this), this is a joke. It's mainly aimed at people with "proof" of things that are yet to be answered (humans are forerunners, elites are sided with humans, the Ark is on Earth, etc.)

  • 06.01.2006 11:50 AM PDT

lol'd

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hahahah Keyes i expected something better from you lol

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Isn't Darth Vader dead?

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I think it would of been funnier if you didnt have the last paragraph.

  • 06.01.2006 11:53 AM PDT

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  • 06.01.2006 11:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Eyeshine
News so old, it makes your mom look young[/quote]
Posted By: KittyCat Gansta
...if you didnt read what i said read it again!

Posted by: Jimmy01
Do none of you have a sense of humour?
We do, this just isn't funny.

Posted by: Phantom Fodder
Isn't Darth Vader dead?


He was killed years ago!!!

Y-E-A-R-S.....

But yea, very good theory!

Unfortunately, this theory is the most believable, and has the most proof!

  • 06.01.2006 11:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: Squash Boi
I think it would of been funnier if you didnt have the last paragraph.
I think so too, but most people in these forums would think I'm serious, and this thread would be filled with flames faster than you can say "This is a joke!"

  • 06.01.2006 11:55 AM PDT
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true^

  • 06.01.2006 11:59 AM PDT
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  • 06.01.2006 12:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Big Ed 116
Keyes86, you are going to die.
Not true, I am eternal. You on the other hand...

  • 06.01.2006 12:01 PM PDT

exactly keyes, people post dumb crap then pass it off as fact, even though they have little to no evidence to support their theories. like a certain idiot that keeps pming me.

  • 06.01.2006 12:02 PM PDT
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i thought the chief was chuck norris.

  • 06.01.2006 12:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Eyeshine
News so old, it makes your mom look young[/quote]
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...if you didnt read what i said read it again!

Posted by: Jimmy01
Do none of you have a sense of humour?
We do, this just isn't funny.

oh no... Please, be quiet with the Chuck Norris Comments!

  • 06.01.2006 12:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: grunt pimpa
SPAM
you should know better keyes.
this is bull -blam!-.
So is making a post that says "SPAM," but that didn't stop you. What I posted is no worse than 90% of everything else in this forum. At least I was trying to be funny.

[Edited on 6/1/2006]

  • 06.01.2006 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: RichardrahciR
oh no... Please, be quiet with the Chuck Norris Comments!
Yes please. This thread is for serious conversation only...

*fails to hold back laughter*

  • 06.01.2006 12:15 PM PDT

befree like a berd . dance like an angel.not traped and chaned like a animel! run for your freedom.flee from that box you call "home".one day the box will be blowned into the darkness , but so will you.so run for your freedom .

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Omg u r teh suxxorz!

Sorry, I had to...

...that is a pretty funny post you have there, who would have guessed the Chief is Vader?

  • 06.01.2006 12:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Eyeshine
News so old, it makes your mom look young[/quote]
Posted By: KittyCat Gansta
...if you didnt read what i said read it again!

Posted by: Jimmy01
Do none of you have a sense of humour?
We do, this just isn't funny.

Posted by: grunt pimpa
but seriosuly though if you know there is so much -blam!- why would you bother man?

and 90% is not accurate.

SURPRISINGLY ALLOT of topics manage to actually talk about halo3... its just most of em are noob topics which are old and used like a 50 year old miget whore.

and it just pisses me off especially when the other veteran members post dumb -blam!- too.

once youve been here for 2 or 3 years you would think you would have learned the way of the forum ninja.

i just wanna ask you keyes is this your FIRST account? or have you been coming even longer before that join date?


Hes having a joke... Calm it!

  • 06.01.2006 12:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Phantom Fodder
Isn't Darth Vader dead?


Yes. The Star Wars saga was made a long time ago... In a galaxy far far away, but his memory has lived on for centuries, since ancient of acient times. So I think he lives on....

...in our hearts...

*insert crappy anime tv show theme song singing about friendship and memories...*

  • 06.01.2006 12:29 PM PDT
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OMG what does this mean????? HALO 3 IS NOT THE END!!! There are MORE halo's yet to be created... cortana is obviously CHEWBACCA!!!!

  • 06.01.2006 12:30 PM PDT
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Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

  • 06.01.2006 12:56 PM PDT

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