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Subject: The Abusement Park - Our Name Has Pants In It. Reason To Join? Yep.

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Are you looking for a good Forum group? Are you at least somewhat mature? Do you enjoy reading off-topic posts? Do you enjoy Pants? Then The Abusement Park is the group for you.

We are a Forum group that allows you to post damn near anything, within reason. And we don't have stupidity running rampant in our Forums, like a lot of other Forum groups. This is confined to our Spam Thread. From random posts, to Spam Threads and more, we have everything you're looking for in a Forum.

The people in The Abusement Park are friendly and we all get along well. We like to crack jokes, fool around, and just be awesome. We have a lot of people who would love to play a game or two as well. You want to play some customs? Sure. Matchmaking? Absolutely. We've got it all. That should sum this part up.

We started out as a forum for a select group of people, and have now opened the group up to you, The Classifidians.

We now have a thread dedicated to a Role-Play being hosted by one of our members, so that's a reason you should join, right? Yeah, it is. So do just that. Join.

Basically, The Abusement Park has anything you've ever wanted in a Forum Group. Great people, great posts, and Pants.* Join today.

TL;DR (which shouldn't happen), we are the best forum group you can find here. Friendly, post damn near anything, people willing to play games with you, we have it all. And more then that. I know, right?

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*Pants cannot be promised upon entry.

If you took that as a dirty joke, get your mind out of the gutter, broseph.

  • 04.17.2012 2:12 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Entirely related *don't read this*
I'm still going to set the portable on fire.

I'll video tape.
And I'll get a bunch of people to do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qvCTdBLDs

I'm not clicking on anymore video links from you, because they make me want to commit violent crimes.

It's the same one. The Indian one.

I know.

That Indian dude is the -blam!- avatar.

Nuh-uh.
He doesn't have blue skin, a tail, and isn't in love with a human.

THE LAST AIRBENDER

Still.
He isn't a 10 year old boy who is being pursued by child molesters and other asians.

India is in Asia...
And he could very well be a child molester.
So it's close enough.

But is he chasing a ten year old boy who can make the air move at a whim?
Like the time that you thought you could make a tornado strike anywhere you wanted.
Lol.
Now that I look back on that, you might have been on psychedelic drugs.

Has anything changed really?

No.
But still, you might have acquired a tolerance for said substances.

Indeed. Hey, bro, I found this weird pill... WANNA INGEST IT?

Yes.

Great idea.

When someone hands you a pill, do you: A) Consume it? Turn it away?
b) *

C. Stuff it up the nearest -blam!-.

5:29pm
I just kill them, because it's the only rational thing to do.

Yeah...
Me too...

  • 04.17.2012 2:54 PM PDT