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Subject: What do you think will be the last cutscene in the game?
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wtf? that was totally random. everyones a rabid monkey ready to terrorize mankind with there banana blasters!!!!!

  • 06.02.2006 10:36 AM PDT
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Johnson: "Chief, I think you did it.
MC: Yes, I did.
Miranda: Guy, lets go back to base, it kind of creepy in the ARK
MC: But, it's going get alot worse *pulls helmet off*
Johnson: C..C..Chief your a lady!!!
MC: Noo....*pulls mask off*
Miranda: y..y..your an Alian!!!
MC: no....*pulls head off*
Marine: your a hamster!!!!!
MC: noooo...*pulls body off*
Johnson: Chief your a WORM??????????
MC: YES!!!!!!
Marine: works for me!
Miranda: but...but...but...You saved the world!!!!
MC: No...He did *points to a slug*
Everyone: What????



THE END?

NO!!!!!!

GO EAT A BANNANA?

NO!

SLUG?

NO!!!

HALO 4!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!

yea great idea

  • 06.02.2006 10:39 AM PDT
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Chief walks off into the distance, and we see a flood combat form come around the corner, and as it's just about to penetrate, the screen goes black and the credits roll. We like cliffhangers!

  • 06.02.2006 10:41 AM PDT

Halo 4 begining (halo 3 ending cont'd)

Marine: So your a worm?
MC: Yes
Marine: Sooooo.....Thats like kinda weird.
Mc: .......
Marine: Don't feel bad...Here have a Snickers.
MC: Snickers!!! I hate Snickers!!!! *blasts marine with shotgun* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahaha.....
Johnson: Well...That was odd.
Miranda: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
MC: Kill everyone?
Johnson: what?
MC: hahaha*kills everyone*


The End?

Depends?

NO!

Yes?



  • 06.02.2006 10:47 AM PDT
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The whole Halo series is found to be nothing more then the imiginary of an austic kid

  • 06.02.2006 10:48 AM PDT
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The Halos are activated, cutscene back to Earth. MasterChief sees the death wave coming so he starts to spank it on Johnson?

Can't be any more stupid than yalls...

How does Chief use the restroom in that suit?

[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 10:53 AM PDT

Halo 5 (halo 4 end cont'd)

MC: hahahahahahahahahahahaha(still laughing while eating a Klondike bar)
Cortona: I know your past, your future(bahbahbah)
MC: What?
Cortona: I'm EVIL!!!!!
MC: OK.
Cortona: Be AFRAID!!!!
MC: OK!!!!
Cortona: Are you listening?
MC: OK!!!!
Cortona: Oh forget it.
MC: WHAT?
Cortona: nothing!
MC: Ok?
Hunter: Hey, look a demon!
Grunt: Lets get him! *runs toward him*

To Be Continued.......





  • 06.02.2006 10:55 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

MC goes to arby's and eats a sandwich?

  • 06.02.2006 10:57 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
The whole Halo series is found to be nothing more then the imiginary of an austic kid


it's autistic, and that is the same ending they used for "saint elswhere"

  • 06.02.2006 10:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: penguin
Hunter: Hey, look a demon!
Grunt: Lets get him! *runs toward him*


loll, it's true....why would you run towards a demon who's killed millions of your people?




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Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
The whole Halo series is found to be nothing more then the imiginary of an austic kid


it's autistic, and that is the same ending they used for "saint elswhere"



wait what?

Damit, they stole my idea. I need to be collecting royalties from those schmucks


[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 11:00 AM PDT
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nooooo no nooooo u got it all wrong chuck norris is MC !!!!

  • 06.02.2006 11:01 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"


Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
The whole Halo series is found to be nothing more then the imiginary of an austic kid[/quote]

it's autistic, and that is the same ending they used for "saint elswhere"



wait what?

Damit, they stole my idea. I need to be collecting royalties from those schmucks


hahaha, your a little over 20 years too late.

  • 06.02.2006 11:02 AM PDT

Halo 6


MC: Hey guys!
Grunt: Die demon!
Hunter: hahaha Now we got you!
MC: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Hunter: Kill someone?
MC: Ok...Hey grunt catch! *Throws rest of klondike bar*
Grunt: cool! Thanks Mister
Hunter: Hey give it to me!
Grunt: never!
Hunter: then die! *crushes grunt* hahahahahahahahahahaha

The End?

  • 06.02.2006 11:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: SweetTRIX

Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
The whole Halo series is found to be nothing more then the imiginary of an austic kid[/quote]

it's autistic, and that is the same ending they used for "saint elswhere"



wait what?

Damit, they stole my idea. I need to be collecting royalties from those schmucks


hahaha, your a little over 20 years too late.


Well ok....what if we had MC and the others come back to earth to some little country/town/state thing and get busted for not helping someone and they have to serve time in jail?

  • 06.02.2006 11:04 AM PDT

I would love to say what halo is based off of but i'm afraid i'll be blacklisted.
My freinds and I all think Arbiter shows up and shoots the Gravemind with some kind of scarab like thing.
They then get on the ark (probally casulaties with them) and to go to a time where the Flood aren't a threat.

[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 11:05 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
Posted by: SweetTRIX

Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
The whole Halo series is found to be nothing more then the imiginary of an austic kid[/quote]

it's autistic, and that is the same ending they used for "saint elswhere"



wait what?

Damit, they stole my idea. I need to be collecting royalties from those schmucks


hahaha, your a little over 20 years too late.


Well ok....what if we had MC and the others come back to earth to some little country/town/state thing and get busted for not helping someone and they have to serve time in jail?


seinfield, sorry.

  • 06.02.2006 11:05 AM PDT

Halo 7: Unrated,Uncut, unegeucated!

Hunter: hahahahaha (eating klondike bar)
Jackel: Hey, can I have some?
H: hahaha *blasts jackal*
MC: hahaha That was funny!
H: And fun!..To Fun..*blasts MC*
H:hahahahaha


To be Contiued?

  • 06.02.2006 11:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: penguin
Johnson: "Chief, I think you did it.
MC: Yes, I did.
Miranda: Guy, lets go back to base, it kind of creepy in the ARK
MC: But, it's going get alot worse *pulls helmet off*
Johnson: C..C..Chief your a lady!!!
MC: Noo....*pulls mask off*
Miranda: y..y..your an Alian!!!
MC: no....*pulls head off*
Marine: your a hamster!!!!!
MC: noooo...*pulls body off*
Johnson: Chief your a WORM??????????
MC: YES!!!!!!
Marine: works for me!
Miranda: but...but...but...You saved the world!!!!
MC: No...He did *points to a slug*
Everyone: What????


The MC is actually Earthworm Jim in a better super suit?

  • 06.02.2006 11:10 AM PDT

Halo 8 coming soon.........SO LETS START THE QUOTE PIERIMIND (HOW EVER IT IS SPELLED) STARTING HERE!!!!

MC is walking down the street

[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 11:12 AM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

my BR PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.02.2006 11:21 AM PDT

Posted by: penguin
MC is walking down the street [/quote]


Then, upon realization that he left the coffee pot on, he dashes back to his house.

  • 06.02.2006 11:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: penguin
MC is walking down the street


Then, upon realization that he left the coffee pot on, he dashes back to his house.


but runs into a tree

[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 11:23 AM PDT

Posted by: penguin
Posted by: Target
Posted by: penguin
MC is walking down the street


Then, upon realization that he left the coffee pot on, he dashes back to his house.


but runs into a tree


As he is dazedly looking up into the tree, he notices a leprechaun on one of the branches, which sparks news crews and a local public fascination with the paranormal.

The aftermath (LINK)

  • 06.02.2006 11:31 AM PDT
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Me with your mom. But here's a definate: Major spoilers

[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 11:34 AM PDT

Posted by: Target
Posted by: penguin
Posted by: Target
Posted by: penguin
MC is walking down the street


Then, upon realization that he left the coffee pot on, he dashes back to his house.


but runs into a tree


As he is dazedly looking up into the tree, he notices a leprechaun on one of the branches, which sparks news crews and a local public fascination with the paranormal.

The aftermath (LINK)


MC shoots the press

[Edited on 6/2/2006]

  • 06.02.2006 11:38 AM PDT

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